Ducktales: Journey To Agartha - Act 2

Chapter 35: The Beginning

"Aw, man! We haven't seen Miss Glamour in FOREVER! I missed that bitch!" Gloria felt pretty bad for not saying goodbye or thank you to her for letting them stay in her house.

Gyro looked down at his normal attire. "Yeah...I didn't have anything she would consider an "it"." He looked over at Gloria who was just wearing her usual as well and rolled his eyes. "She'll probably call your look an "it" anyway." He muttered under his breath. "...but you look nice!"

Gloria knocked on the door for the both of them. "Watch. I can make you an "it"! I'll figure something out."

Falcon opened the door and glared down at the both of them. "Oh. It's you two again."

"Always a pleasure, Falfuck!" Gloria saluted before walking past him again. "YO, WHERE'S MY BITCH AT?!"

"Over here, darling!" A faint voice yelled from the dining area. It was the one and only Miss Glamour. Gloria's number one bitch.

Ellie waved as the two entered the room. Her and Boyd had been living with Miss Glamour since Steelbeak's downfall. Though neither of them were considered an "it", Miss Glamour was convinced they were her daughter in law and grandson so she had to be nice even if Mark was a little prick.

Glomgold was also there because his mansion and all belongings had been taken away since his dictatorship. The city demanded the money to help rebuild. He lived on the streets for a bit, living in a dumpster with a family of cockroaches, until Ellie found him and convinced Miss Glamour to take him in as well.

Buddy was also there because fuck it. Miss Glamour still did not like robots but the dude was huge and intimidating as hell so she let him in for lunch.

"OY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOOH TWO DOIN' HERE?!"

"That attitude is not an IT you fat FUCK!" Miss Glamour spat, kicking Glomgold with one of her Gucci heels. "It is so nice to see you again, Gloria! ...not you Gyro." She looked at him and up and down. "What on EARTH are you wearing?"

True to her word, Gloria tried to help Gyro be an "it". "Hey, Miss Glamour! Don't you see his bouchie pink tie? That's pretty "it" Right?!"

"It looks like it's from Banana Republic. Commoner."

"Well..." Gloria looked over Gyro's outfit. "What about his hat?! Don't ya think that's an "it"?"

Glamour sneered. "No."

"Hmmmm..." Gloria took the hat off of Gyro's head and put it on her head. "How about now?"

Miss Glamour gasped. "Dear, now that is an IT look!!!! It works so well with your facial features. It really defines you."

Gyro grumbled under his breath. "I'm sorry I don't meet your expectations. I don't have time to be an "it" when I am creating inventions that will benefit Duckburg and the entire world."

Gloria laughed and gave Gyro his hat back before going over to greet Ellie and Boyd. "Hey guys!" She gave Ellie a hug first before hugging Boyd next. Gyro went ahead and sat down in his spot at the table.

"Hi, Aunt Gloria! I haven't seen you since 2 hours ago!" Boyd was referring to the therapy session.

"Thank you for coming." Ellie added.

"I will never pass up the opportunity for free food!" Gloria sat next to Gyro.

Miss Glamour cleared her throat. "Tonight, Mr. Graves is preparing Paella. I hope that is okay with you all. If not, well, I simply do not care."

"WOT?! WOT ABOUT ME HUSHPUPPIES?!"

Ellie kicked him from under the table.

"OY!" He scowled at Ellie. "DON'T KICK YOUR UNCLE, YOU LITTLE-"