Hey, Shi-Bitch! Let's go...

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Caleb opened up the door to the 5th floor, and stopped. He looked around the corner.

It was infested. Spiders, everywhere. The hallways were coated in cobwebs.

"I'm gonna paint the town... green!" He said. He stepped on a red spider.

He walked into the first room. Just a bunch of relatively-large spiders. He stepped on them, but was weary of the cobwebs. He touched one on accident and shivered.

He wasn't arachnophobic, but he didn't like spiders. They were gross little creatures.

He grabbed a nearby doctor's bag and walked to the next room. More spiders. He stepped on them.

More and more stepping later, he arrived at the last door. He opened it up, and as expected, Shial was inside.

"Hey, Shi-Bitch!" He pulled out his tommy gun. "Let's go."

She roared, and charged. Caleb fired with his tommy gun, but she wouldn't let up. She was a bullet sponge.

He resorted to his shotgun when he ran out of tommy gun bullets, and killed her quickly with that.

He stepped out of the room, and walked to the door.

"I'm just glad I don't have to get any keys." He muttered.

He tried to open the door.

Locked.

He looked next to the door. An eyeball symbol.

"Bastards."

Vaggie was standing on Angel's shoulders. She had her head in the vent.

"What do I say?" She asked.

"Tell him we're in the penthouse." Niffty whispered. Vaggie nodded.

"CALEB! WE'RE IN THE PENTHOUSE! COME QUICK!!" They immediately fell off of each other.

"Hey!" The cultists yelled. They aimed their guns at the group.

"Now.. we won't kill you, because we need you. But.. I guess it wouldn't hurt to remove one of you from the picture." The leader said. They all froze up.

"Now.. who?"

The leader closed his eyes and spun around. He pointed his finger in a random direction and walked forward.

His finger touched Husk.

"Ah! Guess we'll kill you, then. Horace!"

"Boss!"

"Kill the cat."

"Yes boss!" 'Horace' walked up to 'the cat', and held his gun to Husk's head.

"Sorry man." The cultist said, and was about to pull the trigger when suddenly, he was shot in the head!

"Here's.. Johnny." Caleb said, standing at the door, tommy gun in hand. It was smoking.

"Caleb! How did you get past our defenses!" The leader yelled.

"You kidding? Your shitty defenses stood no chance..." Caleb said, and pointed the gun at him.

"I take it you're the leader?" He asked. The leader nodded.

"Yup... and I'm not going down easy." He said. He pulled out something Caleb didn't expect to see: His Life Leech.

"How-"

"Oh.. yes. One of your friends over there kindly let us borrow your arsenal. I've got a voodoo doll.. a napalm launcher.. all the good stuff."

Caleb growled.

"Guess I'll just have to kick your ass even harder.."

"Try it."

The leader hit something on the table, and Caleb was teleported away, along with the leader.

Where to?

Tchernobog's lair.

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