The Guy With The Gun - Caleb (Blood) x Hazbin Hotel

Leader..

"What.. what are we doing back here?" Caleb asked.

"This.. this is where you betrayed us. Killed our master. Well.. this place won't be used for only one death!" The leader fired a napalm shot at Caleb.

He jumped and rolled out of the way. It blew up behind him.

Caleb pulled out his flare pistol, but he felt a sharp pain in his chest. Ignoring it, he fired the secondary shot twice. He hit one, but missed the other. The leader pulled out his dynamite, and lit a bundle.

He tossed it at Caleb. He easily dodged.

Caleb took out his own dynamite, and lit the bundle. He threw it where he anticipated the leader would run.

And he did. Caleb hit him dead on.

Landing on his back, the leader yelped in pain, but he stood back up. The leader pulled out his tommy gun, and held the trigger. Caleb ran along the walls, dodging almost every shot. Until he was tricked, and got multiple bullets in his side for his troubles.

"Hahaha!" The leader laughed at his pain. Caleb stood back up.

"Mirror marks this, asshole.." Caleb said, and pulled out his voodoo doll. He stabbed it in the dick.

The leader fell to the floor, screaming in pain. Caleb laughed, and stood up.

"Pay attention Son.. this is for your own good." Caleb said, and pulled out his own tesla cannon. He fired multiple shots directly at the man on the floor.

When he ran out, he put it back on his belt. He inconspicuously tossed something onto the leader.

Somehow.. the leader stood back up. He popped something into his mouth and suddenly looked good as new.

"A life seed... son of a bitch." Caleb muttered.

The leader pulled out the life leech, and fired it. Caleb dodged, but was hit on his legs. He couldn't stand up.

"I believe.. this is where it ends, friend." The leader said. Caleb smiled, and started chuckling.

"You just don't get it, do you?" Caleb asked.

"What?!"

"You can't kill someone who's already dead.." Caleb said, and pressed the button on the remote detonator.

"WHA-!" The man exploded, showering the surrounding area in gore.

Caleb lay on the floor, reaching for his doctor's bag. He pulled it up, and started to slowly patch his wounds. He drank the bottle of water that was included.

"Mmmm... better than Kool-Aid.." He whispered. That was incredibly refreshing.

After a little bit of rest, he slowly stood back up. He looked at the body of the man.

"Good.. bad..." He fired his boom-stick into the air. "I'm the guy with the gun."

Then everything turned white.

"Is.. is he gone? Forever?" Angel asked. Where had Caleb even gone? Back to the human world? Or was he just.. vaporized?

She looked over at the others. Charlie was almost crying, Vaggie was trying not to cry, Niffty was crying, and Husk looked shocked. Caleb missing probably wasn't the reason.

It was probably because Husk had a fucking gun to his head. They all had guns pointed at their head more in the last hour than their entire time in hell.

Although, Caleb missing probably was kind of a big deal. They didn't know him long, but the hotel and life itself would be pretty different without him.

Like it or not, he was part of the family.

Oh wait there he is.

"CALEB!" Everyone yelled.

"Yeah, Yeah. I'm back. His ass is grass, don't worry..." Caleb said calmly. He walked over to them and untied all the ropes.

They all stretched their arms... and ran over to hug him.

"Oh Tchernobog damn it." Caleb whispered. He wasn't the biggest fan of hugs.

"You.. you saved us!" Angel yelled. "Thank you... you're my hero now, big guy."

"I'm no hero." Caleb spoke with edge in his tone.

"Don't care." Angel replied.

Alastor then appeared, holding a coconut with a straw while wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

"Hey! What'd I miss-! Oh, you all look terrible."

"Fuck you too pal." Caleb said.

THE END