An Ex-God And His Demon Harem, What Could Go Wrong? [Helltaker]

Sub Chapter II: A Water Park Trip With The Demons

It's summer, the heat outside is burning hot, hotter than hell even,
You know it's goddamn hot outside when demons start complaining.
So Topaz took them to a living paradise.

A water park.
You read me right, a water park, a place full of fun refreshments,
filled to the brim with awesome slides and rides, and best of all,
it has a poolside bar which was the main reason Malina tagged along.

The two cars would make a satisfiying screech as the wheels on both of their cars smoked a bit, Cerberus would squeal and jump around in excitement,
running out of the car and gazed at the watery heaven in front of them.
Lucy would come out of Justices car and pinched the bridge of her nose.
While Justice, being the cool demon she was, just smiled at the dogs.
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Lucy:"Ugh, you gotta put a leash on them, Justice."
Justice:"No need! I'll take care of them, so worry not, Lucy."
Cerberus:"WOAAAAHH! I WANNA GO ON THAT ONE! AND THAT ONE AND-"
She shouted in pure euphoria and adrenaline as she pointed at the
big rides and slides.
Topaz:"Seriously, you girls aren't hot at all?"
Judgement:"We are, It's just that we're used to it, that's all."
She stated with a mellow tone as she was intrigued but not overall interested.
Topaz:"But, your attire is not appropriate for this type of trip!"
Lucy:"Ugh, We'll change, all right?"
Azazel:"S-So, this is where you guys go to purposely reveal your bodies?! How s-sinful!"
Topaz:"It's not sinful at all, I think."
Justice:"You guys go change, while me and him are gonna go park our cars, alright?"
Malina:"There better be a bar or I'll fucking flay you."
Topaz:"Watch your fucking language."
He said ironically.
Zdrada:"Ouch, Malinka, you sure you'll be able to recover from that one?"
Malina:"Shut up."
Zdrada:"Hehehe."
She said as she lets out a large puff of smoke.
Beel:"So, this is a water park? This seems like fun!"
Lucy:"Oh shut up, mortal means of entertainment are always boring."
Beel:"You're always like that, sis."
Lucy:"Yeah, yeah, save it for later."
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Topaz and Justice would walk back to their cars and would park them, while the girls got changed in the park.
It didn't surprise anyone when Modeus came out with the most skimpy, revealing swimsuit known to man and demon-kind, getting all types of looks from people and of the sorts. Azazel, not wanting to lose her role in heaven, played it relativity safe as she went with a
full body, short sleeved, white and yellow swimsuit which was pretty reasonable.
Lucy wore a nice black tied swimsuit, accompanied with the annoyed look
she usually has on her face. Beel wore a crimson spaghetti strap suit with a bow in the middle of the top piece which has the usual silver fly on it.
Pande never intended to even touch the water but after hearing about the lazy river
and how soothing it could be, she had second thoughts so she just packed the most generic swimsuit you could possibly imagine. Malina and Zdrada had identical
suits which was a two piece, sleeved, black and red and had video game references on it. Cerberus just wore a red bikini, that's basically it. Oh yeah, Justice, almost forgotten bout her, she wore a nice one piece swimsuit that had
"Coolest demon around" on her chest that went very well with her sick aviators. And Judgement just took off her jacket and gauntlets, saving her the trouble of actually changing. Topaz just wore swimming shorts.
Each of the girls took off in many different directions, leaving only Topaz behind.
It's time for the fun.
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Pandemonica
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She went straight for the lazy river, instantly grabbing herself a floatie
and jumped straight into the calm and mellow water.
She then got on the floatie and as the sun shone onto her, she said
"This isn't too bad, I actually like this."
And fell dead asleep as the slow stream pushed her and the many other sleeping people along the course.
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Modeus
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Oh gee...Where do I even start.
She instantly caught the eyes of many many people, genders alike,
some couldn't stop staring at her and some just glared at her with disgust and there was even people who went as far as to try to touch
themselves whilst gazing at her voluptuous physique.
But oh did she loved getting all that attention, it was intoxicating
for her but somehow, she managed to not bang with a single guy there.
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Cerberus
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By now, Cerberus has atleast broken the record for she has gone onto
almost all of the slides they have to offer, not to mention harassing people due to the fact that they are "Too chicken to handle the ride."
and made a bitch out of the lifeguard they had there.
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Malina
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"Please ma'am, we've run out of all alcoholic drinks."
The bartender desperately pleaded.
"So what? Get some more you absolute dimwit!"
Said Malina as she took the last shot of vodka.
Malina has somehow emptied the entire pool-bar within an hour
and threaten the bartender atleast 3 times, it was only when her sister, Zdrada, came to stop her is when she finally left the poolside bar.
Yikes, she really IS an alcoholic.
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Zdrada and Malina
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"Ha! You really call that a slide? We'll see about that!"
Zdrada said as she blew a large cloud of smoke.
"I should've been at home, playing Heros 3 with Topaz
but all of a sudden, we had to come here."
Malina said in pure frustration.
"Don't be such a nerd ya ding dong, go outside for once."
She said teasingly at the half tipsy Malina.
"Zip it you cancerous bitch. You're just a glorified slut who fills her lungs with tar."
She growled at her.
The sisters are now on the slide that claimed to be the most "extreme" one,
bringing a heap of suspicion mostly due to the fact that no one believed it.
Zdrada however, wanted to try it out and it also was conveniently a two person slide
so why not take the opportunity, right?
The two got on the 2 person floatie they had there
and at the supervisor's signal was launched down the slide
bringing all types of screams and reactions from the duo.
When they reached the bottom, there was a slight pause.
And then shrills of excitement
"That..That was fucking wicked!"
Zdrada exclaimed loudly
"Damn, this might be the only time I had some sort of enjoyment
with you sis."
Malina said in a surprised tone, hinting that she was having a nice time with her sis.
"Let's go on another one!"
Zdrada said as she pointed to another big slide.
"Sure, why not."
Malina said as she smirked a bit.
And then, two sisters took off gaining some good memories with each others.
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Azazel
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How do I say this..Oh yeah.
Azazel did NOTHING but watching other people, staring at them intently and scribbled god knows what on that tiny notepad that somehow, just somehow, never gets wet, the thing itself got splashed at least 8 times and she just blew the droplets off and continued her "research" and she also mumbled to herself at one point, only god knows
what she's gonna do next.
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Lucy & Beel
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Lucy was a person or, may I say demon to not like water.
She only tagged along because she was bribed with a heap of chocolate pancakes accompanied by a nice, cold of homemade wine that she seems
to take a liking to, anyhow, she tried her absolute best at avoiding water.
She was halfway through a nap before Beel woke her up.
"Hey sleepyhead, wake up."
Beel said whilst shaking her.
"Leave me alone, sis...I'm trying to take a nap here.."
She groaned as she turned away from Beel.
"Okay, I guess I'll have to do it myself."
Beel was an exiled demon, so she was extremely strong, she did manage to keep up with Justice for a bit.
Beel threw Lucy into the water, bringing out screams of fear from the Mighty Lord of Hell herself, Beel would snicker at Lucy's desperate
screams.
"Beel! You bitch, you'll regret this!"
Lucy cursed at her.
"Ha! unlikely!"
Beel rebutted.
Lucy would swim to the ledge of the pool, pulling herself up and shivered from the sudden ordeal.
Beel would bring her a towel in which Lucy yanked from her.
"Here, sis."
Beel said as she handed over the towel to her.
"Thanks, I guess.."
Lucy said with sincere gratitude.
"We're not done yet tho."
Beel stated at her.
"What?"
Lucy said confusingly.
Beel then snapped her fingers, sending them to the nearest slide.
It was actually quite packed, people lining from the bottom of the tower to the top.
Being demons made them skip all of that bullcrap
and went straight to the top.
"Please, you know how I deal with these type of things."
Lucy pleaded to Beel as she clamped herself onto her arm.
"C'mon, just once? We've never gotten the chance to actually do this with each other, so please, just this once?"
Beel begged Lucy.
Beel was exiled to the abyss for quite along time, and never really gotten to bond with her sister for a bit.
But now's her chance.
"Sigh. You owe me one, Beel."
Lucy said as she gave in, maybe because walking down the stairs and getting ridiculed by the other people was gonna hurt her pride and her legs.
The lifeguard called them out, saying that it was time for their turn.
I swear to god, Lucy had a look of fear and dread plastered on her face,
she didn't want to do it but she pitied Beel, seeing how lonely she was.
Beel gave her the honors of sitting in front which only brought out death glares from Lucy.

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And off they go.
Lucy was screaming the entire time, every curve, every time a sharp turn was made, she screamed as loud as she could, only stopping to
get a breather and continued screaming.
Beel had lots of fun with her sister, as she was the one who told Lucy to go with her.
At the near bottom, the slide launched them at least 8 feet in the air,
making them fly towards the pool, Lucy was screaming bloody murder
like usual and Beel was having fun because she was with her sis
and she liked that.

Lucy then got out of the pool, shivering like Cerberus after a rainy day.
Beel followed suit, patting her and her sis down of any water.
"N-Never again.."
Lucy said as she trembled heavily.
"Okay, sis. Don't you worry."
Beel assured her, promising to never bring her into any type of water activity which somehow, just somehow, increased the relationship between them.
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Judgement
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None of those slides could ever satisfy her, she found them boring
on the fifth one, basically, she wasn't happy about the park
maybe because they were over-hyping the park into some
fucked up amusement park, so she trudged off to a nearby pool
and decided to challenge herself into swimming 300 laps
before they needed to leave.
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Justice
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Ah, yes. I've been looking forward for this one.
Justice's excitement reached that of Cerberus, she couldn't wait to
find out how crazy those slides and rides can get and she was gonna know.
She then accidentally ran up to the tallest slide in the entire city,
known for traumatizing kids and adults alike, but she was Justice,
the one who took down the monstrus behemoth, known as Beelzebub
and was known as the High Prosecutor of hell, so a slide can't just simply put a dent in her, right?

Wrong.

Justice felt a breeze fly by her hair, indicating that she was high up in the air, a sudden feeling of dread and unbearable fear smacked her across the face, planting that awful feeling deep in her head.
She knows what's oughta come for her and she was damn afraid of it.
In other words, she was deathly afraid of heights and she has damn good reason to.
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Flashback
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It's Hell in it's most darkest, patches of pure, cold darkness, surrounded them with only several torches lit to give her a bit of light, all of the pog demons are no where to be seen, despite their commonness around the area.
The air was heavy, like boulders on each of their shoulders,
there stood Justice, presumably in her prime and the Mistress of the Flies herself.
Beelzebub.
The tension between them was unseen before, Justice had the most serious face on her and with Beel on the other side, gave off a smug smile.
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Justice:"Give it up, Beel, I can't let you go like this."
Beel:"Or what? You're gonna kill me? Like hell you can."
Justice:"Please, I don't want to do this and so do you so why don't we settle this with words?"
Beel:"There is nothing normal about Hell, Justice. There is nothing but fucked up souls whose fates are sealed to suffer and rot in the pits of damnation, there's nothing normal about that."
Justice:"It can be cruel, I know, but this is not about them, it's about you."
Beel:"If you want me so damn badly, then get me yourself."
Justice:"Then so be it."
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Justice summoned her sickles, which seems to materialize right in her hands, the chains coming from her gauntlets
attached themselves onto the bottom of the sickles.
Justice threw one of the sickles at Beel who seemed to have deflected it with no effort.
Justice yanked the chain, pulling the sickle back at her, grazing Beel on the shoulder,
Beel grunted, she glared at Justice who had gotten her carefree face back.

This was just a warm up, there is more to come.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR MORE CONTENT!

(Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure I'll won't be able to finish that next week so don't take my word for it.)