An Ex-God And His Demon Harem, What Could Go Wrong? [Helltaker]

Chapter I: The Journey

After the death of his wife and the full collapse of The UAD and last but not least, having his omnipotency stripped off of him, Topaz has nothing left to lose. Or so he thought
BIO:
Name: Topaz Nikolai Bright
Age: 21
Height: 1.9 M
Gender: Male (duhh)
Weight: 98.6 KGs
Iconic Details: His hair and skin color is white, his hair is extremely fluffy and puffed up he also grew it out but it only got more puffier

It has been a whole year since the events listed above occurred to Topaz, depression was slowly eating away at him.
Now he's at IKEA buying a new carpet.

Topaz:"Ughhh, what to choose, what to choose.."
Ikea Employee:"Everything alright sir? You've been standing here for an hour."
Topaz:"Oh, sorry, I couldn't pick a carpet."

But alas, something caught his eye. A navy blue carpet with a pentagram on it
Topaz picked the carpet up and said: "This will do."
Later at home..

Topaz:"Perfect." He said as he laid out the carpet in the middle of the house.
Topaz:"But.. Something's missing.."

Topaz trying to remember what was missing, paced around the blue pentagram,
not realizing that a portal is opening up under him.

Topaz looked down at the carpet to see a crack in the ground in it's place.

Topaz:"Oh fuck!"

Topaz screamed as he fell into the portal.
Topaz kept falling, falling and falling for what felt like an eternity,
and after an hour or two he reached the ground. There was no flesh twisting or bones breaking
There was no pain, no sensation, just his brain processing what the absolute hell just happened.
And speaking of Hell...
BOOM! He found himself in the pits of damnation itself.
It was quite cool down there roughly 25 degrees celsius.
Now fast forward to when he's at Lucifers office

Topaz:"Damn, that sure is alot of poggers."
Malina:"Yeah, no shit Sherlock."
Justice:"I'm betting 20 bucks that Lucys gonna fall for him."
Zdrada:"Pfft, easiest buck I'll ever make."

Topaz then rammed through all of the skeleton troops, finally reaching the foot of
Lucifer's table.
Lucifer:"Well well well. We meet at last."

She said as two menacing Poggers were standing beside her.
Lucifer was watching over Topaz for the past few days now
and she was wooed by him.
Lucifer and Beel had the exact same desires, they didn't lust for intercourse
like most demons nor did they want sadistic pleasure.
They craved for Companionship.
They wanted a relationship, they wanted to have a partner, a significant other,
a lover.
Most demons can't grasp the concept of true love, but Lucy and Beel
were an exception, such a tragedy that Beel was exiled.
But for Lucifer she found a partner.
His excellent physique, his kind personality, his warm and soothing words,
she wanted it alllll for herself, and I can't blame her.

On Topaz's side... Something sparked inside of him
She looked exactly or almost identical to his dead wife.
He felt a warm feeling, a feeling as if maybe, maybe he will find love again.
But... That was just a hunch in Topaz's book.

Lucifer:"I've seen you pass all of my trials, and my my am I impressed."
Topaz:"Thanks, couldn't have done them without the girls."
Lucifer:"How about this. Kneel to me and I'll make you my partner, I'll take you under my wing. You can leave them behind and come with me. "
Topaz:"No thanks, I really wanna get out of here,"

Lucy was blushing heavily and was breaking into tears, she felt a searing
pain within her, she wanted to kill him.
But she just sat down, tears now flowing like a river down her crimson cheeks,
poured herself a glass of wine and downed it like the boss she is.

Topaz: "You can come with me if you want."

The instant he said that, Lucy stopped crying and plastered that smug look on her face again.

Lucifer:"Very well then. I guess I'll be coming along with you."
Topaz:"Nice. Anyways, you know the way out?"

After an hour or so, they finally reached hell's gate. Judgement doing the usual over-the-top fierce act.
Chains flying in all directions wrapped around his limbs, searing it making a satisfying sizzling sound.

Topaz grunted in pain and was dragged toward the Sin Machine.
Judgement:"REPENT FOR ENTERING OUR DOMAIN, TRESPASSER!"
Topaz:"Yeah, I'm trying to leave this place but a certain someone is keeping me here."
Lucifer:"I order you to stand down, High Prosecutor."
Judgement:"NO AUTHORITY CAN STOP ME FROM BRINGING ETERNAL PAIN UPON HIM!"
Justice:"Damn! She's on a roll right now, keep it going!"
Cerberus:"Don't die yet Topaz, you gotta get us outta here!"
Modeus:"I shouldn't have let him slip from my grasp..."
Lucifer was frustrated and you guys know how she is when she's frustrated.
She turned to Modeus and glared at her saying:

Lucifer:" I swear to the lord himself, if you try to pull anything, I will make sure you'll never be able to walk again."
Modeus:" Sorry..."

Azazel was sweating profusely, scribbling nonsense on her notepad.

Azazel:"O-Oh my.. This will turn out great on paper!"

Topaz:"Argh! Damn the chains.. You are rocking the claws though."
Judgement:"YOU CAN'T DECEIVE ME, YOU MORTAL!"
Topaz:"I know, that's why I gotta be honest."
Judgement:"OH...THANK YOU I GUESS.."

There was a short pause, Cerberus was in the back, cheering for Topaz, Lucifer was visibly worried for his well being,
Justice was switching sides every 6 seconds, The demonic sisters were fighting..Again.
All was going well until Judgement continued and managed to lop off Topaz's left arm.
Lucifer was shocked, she crushed the glass of wine that she was still holding, the pieces of glass
digging into her hand, drawing out blood.

Topaz:"FUCK!"
Judgement:"YES,YES SUFFER, YOU FILTHY MORTAL!"

Topaz the ran over to his arm and picked it up, sticking it back to his shoulder.
The arm hissed and his flesh was sealing his arm back.

Topaz:"Oww..Yeesh, you didn't have to fucking chop my arm off!"
Lucifer:"Stop right this instant! This is getting too far!"
Judgement:"THAT CANNOT JUST SIMPLY BE A MORTAL, HE HAS TO BE SOMETHING ELSE.."
Topaz:"I'm a retired god, big deal."

Upon hearing that, all of the girls looked at him, it's not like they didn't believe him, they were quite shocked.
Justice was now way more admired by Topaz, surely a ex-god has to have some interesting stories.

Topaz:"I really want to get out of here, I did accidentally fall into this place."
Judgement:"LIEEESSSS, YOU CAN NEVER TRICK ME!"
Pandemonica:"I think he's actually right, he did looked bit scared and confused when he got here."
Judgement looks over to Lucifer who at this point was seething with anger at her.
Judgement:"Okay okay, I'll let you go, only if you never DISTURB HELL EVER AGAIN!"

Topaz:"Alright, I guess I'm done here."
Judgement:"..."
Topaz:"You wanna tag along? Everyone's coming."
Judgement:"You're fine with that? after all the things I did?"
Topaz:"Well, yeah."
Judgement:"Y-You're serious?"

They finally got out of hell, Topaz was exhausted, he was tired nonetheless he couldn't walk up the stairs,
some of the girls helped him get into his room, Lucy decided that she was getting quite tired herself so she took
off her suit and tie and got on the couch Topaz had in his room and went straight to sleep, actually, all of them were
tired. Zdrada, Malina, Azazel, Even Cerberus was tired, they all went to sleep.

End of Chapter 1