𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝘿𝙍𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙄𝘾 | Jikook

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Jimin stands in the drugstore with Hoseok, staring at the items on the shelf. "Why are there so many kinds?"

"Because people have different needs and preferences."

Jimin huffs. "I don't understand why I'm the one buying them if I'm not even the one using them. Shouldn't he be doing this?"

"You need to do it just in case he doesn't."

Jimin groans. "What size should I get? I don't know how big he is."

"Get a few different sizes. He wears skinny jeans comfortably so I wouldn't buy extra large, but you could get a box of small, average, and large."

Jimin huffs. "I don't even know how to bring this up casually in a conversation. How do you seduce someone? I'm so confused."

"Focus on the task at hand. Grab three boxes of condoms and then we're gonna look at lube."

Jimin scrunches his nose. "But lube is greasy."

Hoseok chuckles. "Would you rather bleed and get a dick stuck up your ass or be greasy?"

Jimin gulps. "Okay, I'll buy some. Geez..."

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Yoongi meets up with Jimin the next day. He promised to teach him a way to casually bring the topic of sex up without it being too forced.

"Listen, he obviously likes you a lot and is very attracted to you, so you probably won't have to do much."

"But what if he isn't in the mood?"

"Be really touchy for awhile and see how he reacts. If he tries to avoid more touches or looks uncomfortable, he's not in the mood. If he gets touchy as well, he's probably down to fuck. I don't know how to put it lightly."

Jimin blushes. "Yoongi, we're in the middle of a Menchies. There's children here. Try to be more discreet."

Yoongi scowls. "Excuse me? You're the one who invited me to Menchies to talk about trying to sleep with someone. You chose the setting."

Jimin laughs lightly. "Do you think Jungkook is ready?"

"He talks about your ass a lot, so probably."

"Okay... I'm hanging out with him on Saturday, so maybe I should make a move then..."

Yoongi takes a bite of his frozen yogurt. "Please don't give me details. I don't want to hear them."

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