Roxanna's Adventure| NCIS Fanfiction

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{November 18th 2003}

Kate:What is this Victorian England?.The men with their cigars and brandy while the ladies sip tea in another room?.I'm more qualified for this investigation than Tony.To replace me because I shave my legs and not my face is unconscionable and certainly not in the best interest of the case.

Jethro:Are you claustrophobic?.

Kate:No.

Jethro:Good!.

Kate:I'm going?.

Tony:Don't forget to wax.

Roxanna:For the record Anthie not all females wax.

*Time Lapse*

???:Do you see it yet?.

Tony:(Into Phone).Yeah it's coming through.

???:So are you getting lonely down there by yourself hon?.

Tony:(Into Phone).Oh I'm not alone.I'm with NCIS Second Director Roxanna Jones and Special Agent McGee.Say hello.

???:Nice to meet you Second Director.

Roxanna:(Into Phone),Call me Roxanna it is a pleasure to meet you.

???:Hey McGee.How's your Sig hanging?.

Tim:(Into Phone).Uh...

Tony:(Into Phone)Gotta go Ab."Hangs up".

Tim:What's she look like?.

Tony:Who?.

Tim:Abby.She sounds cute.

Tony:Not your type.

Tim:Well how do you know that?.

Tony:Have you ever had the slightest urge to tattoo your buttocks McGee?.

Tim:I don't think so.

Tony:Then we need never speak of her again.Make copies and circulate them around the base.See if anyone recognizes the guy.

*Time Lapse*

Tony:(Into Phone)DiNozzo...Hi Boss.Did you find the guy?...What's your famous gut saying?...You think they were altered?... It wasn't a guess...I didn't ask you.It was a...definitive statement.

    We arrive at the Personal building to talk to Lieutenant Connors.

Conners:When a sailor reports to Norfolk we download their service file update it if necessary and make a hard copy for the sailor's command.

Tony:You update their photos?.

Connors:Only on re-enlistments and significant promotions.Most updates are performance evaluations awards marital status.

Roxanna:So your department can change anything in a service record?.

Connors:Yes.

Tony:Fingerprints?

Connors:We could.But why would we?.

Roxanna:Who handles Submarine Command?.

Connors:Everyone.We don't assign work based on specific commands.

Tony:About how many people work here Lieutenant?.

Connors:Four officers twelve enlisted and forty seven civilians.

Roxanna:That's a lot of people.

Connors:They don't think so.We've been swamped since Iraq with all the transfers in and out of here.