Roxanna's Adventure| NCIS Fanfiction

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[NCIS 2x22]

(May 10th 2005)

Tony:Think they really zap bugs?.

Roxanna:What?.

Tony:These blue lights.

Kate:Are you serious?.

Tony:Ever heard of a placebo Kate?.

Kate:Tony placebos are administered for a psychological effect.

Tony:Precisely.How do you know these lamps aren't there to make us think they're helping?.Hmm?.

Kate:Maybe because they're there to kill whatever bugs we breathe into the air.

Tony:You may have a point.

Kate:You're afraid aren't you?.

Tony:Kate,come on.Me?.Afraid?.Have you ever seen me afraid?.

Kate:Well not when the danger is something that we can confront.But all we can do here is lie around and hope that we're not infected.

Tony:Now who's afraid?.

Kate:Anyone with half a brain.I take that back.You're not afraid.

-Time Skip-

Tony:Bedtime snack Brad?.

Brad:Oh IV drip increases the efficacy of streptomycin.

Tony:They teach you efficacy at Harvard Medical?.

Brad:Michigan.

Tony:Can't be.It's too weird.

Brad:What are you a Wolverine too?.

Tony:Buckeye!.

Brad:Wait you're that DiNozzo?.

Tony:Yeah.

Brad:Ninety two.Columbus.

Tony:We kissed our sisters.

Brad:Thirteen,thirteen tie.You broke your leg in the fourth quarter.

Tony:You broke my leg in the fourth quarter.

Kate:Oh god.They're going to start bonging beers next.

Emma:I don't think so.

Kate:Oh you don't know Tony.He epitomizes sophomoric.

Emma:His blood test came back positive.

Kate:"Looks at Tony".Positive?.

Emma:You're okay.He and Roxie are the only one's infected.

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Tony:So tell me Doc.What have I got?.

Brad:Pneumonic plague.

Tony:Plague?...Plague.

Kate:"Walks over to him".Yeah Tony.Plague!.Because only you would go off and get a disease from the Dark Ages.

    I turn over on my right side so i don't have to face them.My heart breaking a little that me and Tony have plague.

Tony:I didn't put plague in the letter.

Kate:You opened it.

Tony:Yeah so I opened it.What are you so upset about?.It's not like you're lying...

Kate:Yeah that's right Travolta.Roxie is infected and I'm infected too.

Tony:Oh Kate,Roxanna.I'm sorry.