The Fat Dog Series

The Fat Dog Runs Away

A/N: Sorry for neglecting this book--WHOOPS. Anyway, here's another fun short little chappy with a bunch of old school emojis! <3

"Dexter here...yeah...uh huh...what was that?...oh okay...sure thing... wait WHAT?!" I barked into the phone. (ง'̀-'́)ง (me being angry)

Yup, I use a phone--even though I'm a dog. 

I mean WHO DOESN'T? (・_・ヾ(me trying to think of who doesn't) (｡^‿^｡)ﾉ (me finally thought of someone)

Well, my sister doesn't, but she doesn't count. She doesn't use anything except her food bowl. And even that she tries not the use... I really don't see how she eats, but that's not what I'm here for.

I'm here because I'm planning my escape. Why? Because life here sucks. No decent food--I can't live without my daily hamburgers. Also, the puny bed? I could do better. And I have to share! :( And if things couldn't get worse. I am on a LEASH like 24/7. Yeah, so I plan to escape. You may be like ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻  (flips table in horror), but you do not know how bad this place is. 

Anyway, my call was from a friend who wanted to come with me. I tell you we're gonna have a blast! └(^o^ )Ｘ( ^o^)┘(us having a blast) But them she said she couldn't get the hamburgers because her owner hid them. Naughty owner! Now how am I gonna eat my daily hamburgers?

Welp! Jut gotta improvise!

~Time Skip~

My friend--Dixie-- is here and we are in the forest. The first thing that went wrong was a muddy puddle. I don't know about you but mud in my fur gets me all (-＿- )ノ (me being like nope). I kinda wish I was in a place where there was no mud (like at home--but no).

We kept walking until we reached a hole. Dixie apparently didn't see the hole and walk right into it. ಠoಠ was my reaction. I went though a lot of trouble making a rope out of vines and hauling her out. (◠﹏◠") (me sweating like crazy)

And I thought that was enough trouble! A mad grizzly bear ****>('㉨｀*) (him cursing)came up to us and threatened to eat us. Jeez! What did we ever do to you?! Enough is enough! I decided I'm going home! At least there's no grizzlies chasing me! 

In the end, I decided that home maybe wasn't that bad and I should give it a try. Maybe I'd find something better than hamburgers! ;)