See You On The Flipside

Plotting To Blowing Up The Fourth Wall

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"TODAY IS THE DAY! WE HAVE SUFFERED FOR A MONTH! A MONTH OF BLOODSHED! OF BETRAYAL! OF FEAR! BUT NO MORE! NO MORE SHALL WE LET OURSELVES BE DEPRESSED! TODAY WE WILL FIGHT AGAINST THE OPPRESSION! FROM TODAY AND FOREVER, WE WILL BE KNOWN AS CHAMPIONS!" Phone Guy yelled. Mike watched in confusion as Kira, Dave and Jeremy threw their fists into the air and cheered.

"TODAY WE WILL BRING NOT ONLY JUSTICE, BUT HOPE TO OUR PUNY PIZZERIA! TODAY, WE BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!"

"BRING IT DOWN!"

"BLOW IT UP!"

"TOGETHER WE CAN WIN!"

"What's the fourth wall? Also, PG, you said depressed." Mike said. Everyone turned to him. Even Jeremy was in on this which meant it was serious.

"He doesn't know what the fourth wall is PG. Should we kill him? Maybe he's a Candy's spy pretending to not know what it is so they can-" Kira glared at him.

"So it's got something to do with that dumb place across from the street." Mike glared back.

"Oh but for a dumb place, they're powerful in this world of fast food and animatronics. It took us years to destroy that other place. What was it called. Cheese chuck? Chuckle Cheers? Cheesy Chuckling?" Dave interrupted their glaring.

"So there's a little competition. What of it? Why the speech?"

"Candy's are planning to attack us in two days with some secret weapon they got ahold of. However, we may be able to beat them if we blow up 'The Fourth Wall'." Phone Guy said, sitting cross-legged on a table, making furious symbols with his hands, sort of like the ones from that one anime.

"We discovered it three months ago, during the Cola incident of April 26th. Dave came across a wall that was too far out from the actual pizzeria. A good three meters too far forward. That means there's a secret room in Candy's that they're hiding their secret weapon in. Due to them knowing all our employees faces, we can't get in, until now." Dave grinned with pride when Kira finished speaking. Everyone was looking at Mike though.

"Hell no. I'm not getting involved in this turf war."

"If you don't, your fired." Phone Guy said. Mike paused. Did he really need money that much?

"Mike, please. Nobody is going to get hurt. If I could, I'd be the one to check it out." Jeremy smiled innocently. "We need to save Freddy's."

"Mikey, we're begging you. I'll even try to convince PG to fire me if you agree to do it." Kira smiled at him. Mike looked at her. He did hate her.

"Alright, fine, you bitch. But you'd better be fired after that. Also, if this was the only reason to call me into work on my day off, I'm asking for a pay rise."

"We want you to dress up as a girl." Phone Guy said, folding his arms.

"Absolutely not." And Mike began to walk out.

"Nobody's going to suspect a cross-dressing dude in a maid outfit of being an undercover employee from Freddy's filling their secret room with dynamite." Kira shrugged. Mike glared at her, hatred rising.

"Why does it sound like an innuendo when it comes from your mouth." Mike growled. Kira winked.

"It's only weird when you make it weird, sweetheart. And you should thank me. I spent hours creating the perfect costume for you!" Kira smiled, pointing to a cluster of shopping bags in the corner that Mike hadn't noticed earlier.

"Don't call me sweetheart and I'm not dressing up as a girl. If they don't know my identity then why should I have to dress up? What are we, five?" Mike was growing increasingly pissed off. He hadn't taken ant medication this morning and it sometimes made him pissy.

"Dave said it would be a good idea! And Dave is a genius. Just...a very dumb one." Jeremy smiled. He was definitely just a psycho pretending to be adorable and innocent.

"That makes no sense. I'm not doing it." Mike growled.

"We'll raise your pay by 50 dollars and let you take every other Friday off if you do it." Phone Guy said. Kira and Dave snickered. Suspicious.

"Make it 80 dollars and I want Thursday evenings off as well as the Friday." Mike glared at Phone Guy. The phone head glared back which was strange because he didn't really have eyes.

PG shook his head at Mike's offer though as well as won the glaring competition. "60 dollars and Friday off. Thursday evenings is too much."

"70 dollars."

"Deal."

"That was the most uneventful dealing I've ever witnessed. Come on Dad, let's help Mike choose one of the outfits." Kira said, turning around to pick up the shopping bags. She ended up with two in each hand and a complaint about why parenting must be the worst thing ever. How long had they been plotting this? How long had Kira been saving up to buy him clothes? Did she use the money they stole together or did she just steal the clothes from the shop? Why was he even questioning anything at this point.......
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WAIT, DID KIRA JUST CALL DAVE 'DAD'?