Happy 4th of July people! I hope you had a nice day full of fireworks and burgers! Anyways, this will be America's POV.
I do not own Hetalia. I got the picture from Pinterest.
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"Uhh" 'that stupid clock! Everyone knows you wake up whenever you want on the 4th of July!' "Hello people! I'm America and no I'm not interacting with the author cause I hate that trope! I'm interacting with you!"
"My amazing citizens celebrate the 4th in many different ways, as long as you have fireworks/sparklers, good food, and the American flag you're doing it right!"
"Why am I telling you this, well one of my more British citizens asked me 'My good sir, how did you celebrate the 4th of July?' So I'll tell you what I do, because I'm The Hero!"
"Now my amazing 4th of July plan has to involve cheap fireworks because I waited till the last moment. That's why I have this illegal firework that's the same size as me definitely not from Mexico!"
"Next you get the most beautiful delicacies around. You could use apple pies but most importantly you need hamburgers and/or hotdogs. Now no matter how american fast food is you don't get it unless it's fried chicken. When it's time for burgers, you make it yourself on a grill!"
"Now for the second most patriotic part of this day is: the flag. That flag better be in each room or at least somewhere in the house. You could even wear it! That's why my biggest firework right here is nothing but red, white, and blue. But now you're wondering,'what is the most patriotic part of the 4th?' Well as a true American it's-"
Ding dong! Ding dong!
'Whose that? No other country celebrates the 4th?' I open the door and it's the allies with cake and presents 'how sweet but I have to do the true American way of celebrating the 4th!'
'I went out and decked the first British person I saw which just so happened to be England whose holding the cake.'
"NOT THE CAKE!!!" The allies cried at the same time while England soared through the sky like a firework.
"Best. Birthday. Ever."
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America. The Greatest Nation Ever Told!
FanfictionThese are oneshots about one of the most influential nation to ever exist: Canada (just kidding), it's America. As an American myself, I will be writing about my favorite nation and what he does in his crazy game called life.
