~My Little Mafia Bride~

~Break It~

TXT was gone on a mission and it was gonna be over 3 weeks so the six of them had the whole house to themselves
Taehyung came running downstairs and punched Hoseok in the nose
"ASSHOLE.!" He growled
"Huh?! What the fuck did I do?!" He said and felt his nose and felt it was bleeding
"YOU BROKE MY LAPTOP.!" Tae stomped in place
"DID NOT.!!!" Hoseok yelled
"Oh Yeah?!" Tae took out his phone and showed him the security footage
It was Hoseok throwing Taehyung's laptop at the wall then stomping on it multiple times
"OKAY MAYBE I DID!!" Hoseok said while he held his nose
"MAYBE?!" Tae yelled
"OKAY I DID!!" He said and put his computer to the side so he could go rinse his nose
"WHY?!" Tae yelled and was mad
"ASK THAT BITCH!!" Hoseok pointed at Namjoon who was sitting at the table
"Ask me what?" Namjoon asked as he looked up from his phone
Tae walked over to him and was gonna sock him in the nose but Namjoon caught his fist
"Tell me before you hit me because I might just hit back." Namjoon rose his eyebrow
"Why'd You Have Him Break My Laptop?!" Tae whined
"Because someone hacked into it that wasn't Hoseok and they were trying to track our location." Namjoon told him
Taehyung looked at him and started to cry because he was to frustrated
"Ahhhh.!" He cried
Namjoon sighed and pulled Taehyung onto his lap and hugged him
"Call Jungkook and asked him how much longer he'll be." Namjoon told Hoseok
Hoseok looked at him as he shoved tissue up his nose
"Sure..."
Hoseok grabbed his phone and called Jungkook
"How much longer, he's crying because he's frustrated."
Jungkook sighed
"I just pulled into the drive way."
Jungkook hung up and soon walked into the house
He went to the kitchen and held a bag
"I got a present for you." Jungkook said with a small smile as he held up the bag
"I- I Don't Want A Present.!" Taehyung cried
"You're only saying that because you are mad." Jungkook told him
He put the bag on the counter and walked up to Namjoon and picked up Taehyung like he was a baby
Tae held onto him with his arms and legs
"Hmph.!" He slowly started to calm down
"You want that present now?" Jungkook asked
Tae nodded
Jungkook reached into the bag and gave Tae a new laptop
".....I'm sorry Hobi...." Tae looked at Hoseok
Hoseok was holding his head backwards but put a Okay sign up
They all heard someone running downstairs
Jin ran into the kitchen and grabbed Hoseok by the shirt and socked him in the nose
"SON OF A BITCH!! AGAIN?!" He yelled as he slid down the the ground and held his nose
"WHY DID YOU BREAK MY COMPUTER?!" Jin yelled
"Someone hacked into our computers who isn't Hoseok and is trying to track our location." Namjoon told Jin
"UGH I HAD IMPORTANT FILES IN THERE!!!" Jin whined
"I saved them into my new computer so I could transfer them back to you." Namjoon said as Jungkook handed Jin his new laptop
"Oh.... sorry Hoseok." Jin apologize
Hoseok got up and put up a thumbs up as he hung his head low as his other side of his nose started to bleed
Yoongi came walking downstairs and walked up to Hoseok
"NO NOT AGAIN.!" Hoseok covered himself with his arms
Yoongi looked pouty
"Why'd you break my laptop.?" He asked calmly and nicely
Namjoon told him why
"Oh, that makes sense." Jungkook gave Yoongi his new computer
"Thank you." He bowed and walked back upstairs
Hoseok sighed out of relief
"Both of you are RUTHLESS.!" Hoseok said as his nose bleed from both sides
"I said sorry..." Taehyung said tiredly
"Me too..!" Jin said as he was sitting on Namjoon's lap
Namjoon and Jungkook both laughed at Hoseok

~After Some Hours~

Everyone got their new computer set up
Namjoon called Yoongi, Taehyung and Jin downstairs
"Yes?" They all asked
"I'm gonna need you to break your phones." Namjoon told them
"We'd like to see our new ones first before we attack Hoseok again." Jin said
Taehyung nodded his head
"Wait what?" Hoseok asked
Namjoon held up a bag and pulled out three new IPhone
Taehyung tossed his phone onto the ground and went to a box that had a tiny axe
He walked back to his phone and hit it multiple times until it broke in half
Yoongi tossed his phone down and pulled out a gun and shot it three times
Jin looked at all three of them with concern
He took his phone out and just chucked it at the ground hard watching it break immediately
"This is why I'm slightly scared of  Yoongi and Tae." Hoseok said to Jungkook and saw him agree
Namjoon gave them all their new phones
"Thank you.!" They all said sweetly
Yoongi walked over to Hoseok and sat on his lap
"You're being kind today, what's the matter?" Hoseok asked
"I'm to tired to be sassy." He said as he laid his head on Hoseok's shoulder
Hoseok chuckled
"Okay Baby, just rest"

~10 O'clock At Night~

Jin ran downstairs dragging Yoongi down with him
"Daddy.! Yoongi Is Being Sassy Again And He Isn't Listening To Me!!" Jin yelled as Yoongi just stood there
"How so?" Namjoon asked
Jin looked at Taehyung
"Tae.! What Do We Say When We Feel Depressed?!" Jin asked
"Everything is gonna be okay because I have people that love me." Tae said
"Good.!" Jin said then looked back at Yoongi
"Yoongi.! What Do We Say When We Feel Depressed?!" Jin asked Yoongi
Yoongi looked at him and smirked slightly
"My Depression Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic."
"NO.!" Jin yelled in defeat
Jungkook, Hoseok and Namjoon were all wheezing
"Oh God.!" Jungkook laughed
Namjoon was on the floor
Hoseok was crying
"I Thought You Were To Tired To Be Sassy?!" Hoseok asked through his laughter
"I'm not that tired." Yoongi said and smiled

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