RG: sorry i'm late, i was doing something.
NPG: *sLamS oPeN dOoR* HE LOCKED ME IN A CLOSET-
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Professor beaks: Okay, you're driving but suddenly both Poultry Man and Magic Maker walk onto the road. What do you hit?
Jungle bandit: Poultry Man.
Professor beaks: . . . The brakes, Tarzan. You're supposed to hit the brakes.
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Observ5r: I beg your pardon?
Distract5r: Then beg.
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Chron: What time is it?
Gman: I dunno, hand me that kazoo
Gman: *Loudly plays kazoo*
Isk: wHo'S PlAyINg tHe kAzOo aT 2 iN tHe mOrNiNg?!
Gman: It's 2 am.
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New Hermitpad villain: I can't kill any of them!
Parrot kid: Not with that attitude you will.
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Rg: you can never lose any argument if you say "shut up fool" at the end
Npg: Yes you can.
Rg: shut up fool
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PM: what are you, five?
Crooked: Yeah, five heads talla than ya.
PM:
Crooked:
Crooked: Please don't kill me-
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Sally: *Standing on a chair* Sometimes I like to pretend I'm tall but I'm really just standing on a chair.
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EX: I think we lost Magic Maker-
Smol: I got this
Smol: ROCKS CAN'T SPEAK THEY'RE JUST OBJECTS
M&M from behind a bush: *Angry rock speaker noises*
Smol: Found her
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Jb: You need to get a hobby.
Professor beaks: But I do have a hobby!
Jb: Shipping people isn't a hobby.
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Sally: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you're a chicken tender
PM:
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The whole of Hermitpad: *R e l a x i n g*
Villain: *Violently kicks open door* sOmEbOdY oNce tOlD mE-
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Beaks: I'm single. . . And you're single. . . You know what that means.
Sally: Yeah
Sally: We ugly
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Isk: How tall are you?
Chron: Height is a social construct.
Isk: so you're short
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Snake: *Slithers across the floor wrapped in a burrito blanket*
Smol: What are you doing. . .?
Snake: I a m s n e k
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Sally: Are you in love with Jungle bandit?
M&M: . . . N o
Sally: Then why do you draw 'M&J' everywhere?
M&M:
M&M: It stands for misery and judgement
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PM: You read my journal?
Literally anybody: I did not know it was your journal
Same person: I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book
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M&M: If you play it, you get a hundred million dollars. But a hundred million people will die.
Parrot kid:
M&M:
Parrot kid: *Plays kazoo*
M&M: Parrot nO-
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PM: Name a way to be nice to others
JB: Don't stab them
PM: Setting the bar a little low but I'll allow it
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Anyone: Take off your mask.
PM: bRuH, first of all I look good in this mask, and second of all I look good in this mask, and third of all I look good in this mask, so tell me I don't good in this mask -
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JB: Atoms never touch each other. Because we're made out of atoms, we've never touched anything
Beaks:
Jb: So to answer your question, no I didn't punch poultry man in the face
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Gman: *Gets into the car with helium balloons*
Isk: Are they helium balloons?
Chron: Oh for Notch's sake-
Gman: Y e s
Isk: I told you the car's not able to hold helium balloons!
PM: aH, it's too late-
Car: *Goes weeEeeEe*
Isk: Ah, we're flying away
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M&M: Beauty is in the eye of whoever's looking at me
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PM: Chloe, you need to react when people cry!
Chloe: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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Sally: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit their face with a brick?
Rg: one wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. repeatedly.
Sally: That's too many words -
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I will be back with more. This a threat, not a promise-
YOU ARE READING
i'm superior to all of you, get rekt
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