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M&M: Who broke the tea pot? I'm not mad.

Everyone: . . .

Smol: I did it, I broke it.

M&M: No, no you didn't. Gman?

Gman: Don't look at me, look at Isk!

Isk: What? I didn't break it!

Gman: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Isk: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!

Gman: S u s p i c i o u s.

Isk: No, it's n o t.

Sally: If it matters, probably not, Chron was the last one to use it

Chron: Liar! I don't even drink tea!

Sally: Oh really? What were you doing by the tea cart earlier then?

Chron: I was using the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Sally!

Smol: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it Magi.

M&M: No, who broke it!?

Crooked: Mule boy has been awfully quiet. . .

PM: Really?! Oh my Notch!

*Even m o r e arguing lmao*

M&M, to Jungle Bandit: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy here.

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