i'm superior to all of you, get rekt

Incorrect quotes thingy

I did return back with more -

NPG: Remember to treat spiders how you want to be treated

Sally: Killed without hesitation

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PM: It's quiet. Too quiet.

*Random gunshot barely misses him*

PM: Suddenly it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.

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M&M: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

Smol: That's . . . That's not how it works

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Sally: I need a three letter word for disappointment

RG: npg

Sally: nO-

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Smol: Since it's impossible to tell which part of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis

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Chron: So how'd the date with Gman go?

Isk: It was great until I tried to compliment him. I wanted to say 'You have the most wonderous smile. Your eyes are gorgeous.'

Chron: . . . What happened then?

Isk: He smiled at me and I panicked. I said 'You have eyes'-

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Beaks: *Gives com to Jungle Bandit* It's your girlfriend, Magic Maker~

JB: She's not my girlfriend. *Takes com*

Jungle Bandit: Hi babe.

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PM: Where are you going?

M&M: Well, that depends. When I die, probably hell but right now I'm going to the bathroom.

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Sally: Welcome to our channel, where we try different beauty products!

Beaks: *Sprays hairspray into her mouth*

Sally: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that it doesn't taste very good

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Parrot kid: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?

Beaks: People d i e when you you fun

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Random person: It would help if you tried to be a supportive, well organized, community.

PM: How long?

Random person: Around ten minutes.

PM: See if we can go down to five

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Smol: What's worse than heartbreak?

Snake: Realizing dragons can't blow out their birthday cake

Smol:

Smol: Hecc

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RG: sometimes i think i'm better than everyone else then i remember i am.

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PM: Why is your report card taped to the ceiling?

Sally: You said to bring my grades up!

PM: Sally, that's not what I meant -

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Smol: So you two got kicked out the movies? What for?

Crooked: M&M was yellin' divin' scores durin' Titanic as people jumped off the boat. That last guy had a solid 8 lemme tell ya -

Smol: Crooked, n O -

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Gman: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days and I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown -

Gman: *Bites his necklace*

Gman: This isn't a cookie

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Chron: I'm the type of person who likes to think things through

Isk: You once ate a marshmallow while it was still on fire

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M&M: You know what rhymes with wine?

M&M: Mine.

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Chron: Gman, how do I ask someone out?

Gman: Well, first you -

Isk: No, don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald's bathroom.

Chron:

Chron: And you still said yes? -

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M&M: I didn't want to get out of bed today but then I remembered I have people to piss off and idiots to prove wrong

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Chron: Don't talk down to me

Crooked: Well, I could hardly talk up ta ya. Yer too short.