i'm superior to all of you, get rekt

oh god, incorrect quotes

gman: i'm quick at math :]

chron: whats 38 times 76?

gman: 24

chron:

chron: thats not even close-

gman: but it was quick :D

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m&m, sliding in with a cup of tea: i made tea

jb: i don't want tea.

m&m: i didn't make you tea, this is my tea.

jb: then why?? did??? you? tell me???

m&m: *smugly* it's a conversation starter

jb: ,,, its a horrible conversation starter

m&m: oh, is it? we're conversing. checkmate.

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isk: you were hurt, what do you remember?

gman: just the ambulance ride -

smol: we didn't take a ambulance, pm drove us

gman: but i heard a siren tho

chron: sorry, i was nervous -

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(school au)

sally: *jumps down in front of beaks* sorry i'm late, i got detention :DD

beaks: wut - why did you get detention?

sally: weLl, when the teacher was standing in front of the chalkboard she asked all the idiots to stand up

beaks: okay, so?

sally: i stood up and said i didn't want her to feel lonely >:]]

beaks: i-

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npg: whats the quickest way to steal a man's wallet?

sally: knife to the throat :>?

crooked: from experience, gun to his back lmao

m&m: poison in his cup, duh

smol:

smol: all of you, n o -

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random person: whos in charge here??

gman: usually whoever yells the loudest

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hermitpad villian: i have your son

remus:

remus: i don't have a son

hermitpad villian: then who just asked us for chocolate milk and made us cut off the crusts of his sandwich??

remus: oh my god you have rustique -

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crooked: *reading a note sally made* ya meant "stronger" 'ere, right?

sally: what does it say? :00

crooked: "hermitpad is a lot stranger than it was a year ago"

sally: that was a mistaKe

crooked: could go either way tho

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smol: violence is never the answer

m&m: you're right

smol: oh thank -

m&m: its the question

smol: wu t

m&m: and the answer is yes

smol: n O

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rg: just act mature, you'll be fine :thumbs_up:

*later*

random hermitpadder: so what are you doing?

npg: my taxes -

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gman: i'm not lying on the floor physically, but i'm lying on the floor spiritually

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(another version-)

bug: physically i am here, but mentally i'm facedown passed out at a denny's

crooked: whats a denny's -