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M&M: *"accidentally" loses PM in a crowd*

M&M: Finally

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Gman: Hey hey hey, look I can fit the whole world in my hands!

Isk: That's imp-

Gman: *Cups Isk's face*

Isk:

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(This was written a bit ago-)

No confidence RG: I-

NPG: *Slides in* I have been summoned

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Noah: I fear no man. But that thing

Closet: *exists*

Noah: It scares me

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M&M: *Chugs down from a flask*

Smol: Miss, please no alcohol in the theater

M&M: *hoarsely* This is flour

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Hermit villain pretending to be good: Day 20 in the chamber. They ain't find me yet, but when they do they gonna be surprised -

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Noah: Can you go take out the trash?

Remus: *Goes outside and sits next to the trash cans*

Noah: Remus nO-

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M&M: I have an idea

Artic: No murder-

M&M: I no longer have an idea

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Sungwoo 2.0: *Draws on Noah's arm with a highlighter*

Noah: . . .?

Sungwoo 2.0: You're supposed to highlight stuff important to you!

Noah:

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JB: The glass is half empty

Beaks: I think it's half full

JB: I think you're full of shit

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Bug, after teaching Sally to rebel: I had fuckin' nOtHiNG to do with it

PM: *deep iNhAlE*

Bug: Okay, it was my idea, but I still ain't gonna own up to that shit -

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PM: So if it bites you and you die, that's venomous. If you bite it and you die, its poisonous.

G: What if it bites you and iT dies?

PM: That means you're poisonous, fishy

Sally: What if it bites itself and I die?

PM: . . . That's voodoo

Smol: What if bites me and someone else dies?

PM: That's correlation, not causation.

Crooked: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Bug: That's kinky-

Smol & PM: nO-

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Muffin: I wasn't hurt that bAdly, the bleeding is aPpArEnTly internal. Which is where it's supposed to be! :3

Smol:

Smol: Muffin n o-

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Artic: Can I tell you a secret?

M&M: I wouldn't recommend it, no

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Beaks: I love yoU

Sally: Wrong number

Beaks' B-but you're literally sitting right in front of me

Sally: wRoNg aDdrESs

Beaks: W h a -

Sally: leAvE a mEsSaGe aFtER tHe tOnE. BEeEeEePp-

Beaks: wHy-

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M&M: You're pretty dumb

Bugs: Thanks

M&M:

M&M: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you

Bug: All I heard was "you're pretty"- I'm looking for the positives in life cArLa-

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G: So I heard you like bad boys

Isk: No? Not really

G: OthankNotch-

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