M&M: *"accidentally" loses PM in a crowd*
M&M: Finally
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Gman: Hey hey hey, look I can fit the whole world in my hands!
Isk: That's imp-
Gman: *Cups Isk's face*
Isk:
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(This was written a bit ago-)
No confidence RG: I-
NPG: *Slides in* I have been summoned
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Noah: I fear no man. But that thing
Closet: *exists*
Noah: It scares me
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M&M: *Chugs down from a flask*
Smol: Miss, please no alcohol in the theater
M&M: *hoarsely* This is flour
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Hermit villain pretending to be good: Day 20 in the chamber. They ain't find me yet, but when they do they gonna be surprised -
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Noah: Can you go take out the trash?
Remus: *Goes outside and sits next to the trash cans*
Noah: Remus nO-
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M&M: I have an idea
Artic: No murder-
M&M: I no longer have an idea
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Sungwoo 2.0: *Draws on Noah's arm with a highlighter*
Noah: . . .?
Sungwoo 2.0: You're supposed to highlight stuff important to you!
Noah:
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JB: The glass is half empty
Beaks: I think it's half full
JB: I think you're full of shit
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Bug, after teaching Sally to rebel: I had fuckin' nOtHiNG to do with it
PM: *deep iNhAlE*
Bug: Okay, it was my idea, but I still ain't gonna own up to that shit -
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PM: So if it bites you and you die, that's venomous. If you bite it and you die, its poisonous.
G: What if it bites you and iT dies?
PM: That means you're poisonous, fishy
Sally: What if it bites itself and I die?
PM: . . . That's voodoo
Smol: What if bites me and someone else dies?
PM: That's correlation, not causation.
Crooked: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Bug: That's kinky-
Smol & PM: nO-
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Muffin: I wasn't hurt that bAdly, the bleeding is aPpArEnTly internal. Which is where it's supposed to be! :3
Smol:
Smol: Muffin n o-
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Artic: Can I tell you a secret?
M&M: I wouldn't recommend it, no
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Beaks: I love yoU
Sally: Wrong number
Beaks' B-but you're literally sitting right in front of me
Sally: wRoNg aDdrESs
Beaks: W h a -
Sally: leAvE a mEsSaGe aFtER tHe tOnE. BEeEeEePp-
Beaks: wHy-
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M&M: You're pretty dumb
Bugs: Thanks
M&M:
M&M: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you
Bug: All I heard was "you're pretty"- I'm looking for the positives in life cArLa-
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G: So I heard you like bad boys
Isk: No? Not really
G: OthankNotch-
YOU ARE READING
i'm superior to all of you, get rekt
Fanfiction{Robot Grian is French now, pass it on}
