Newt POV
IM GAY
*WHOOSH*
Me and Tommy get startled
" what was that¿" Tommy asks me.
" oh my. It's the box! Someone's coming up! A greenie is due every month! It's been 2 weeks only! " and we go run to check it out, I'm slower because of my limp, I tried suicide ( AN I OOP ) when We get there everyone is already there cause I'm so bloody slow but my dearest Tommy stayed back like my bestest friend. Alby is gone running the maze and I'm seconds in command so I'm I charge. No one is aloud to open the box except for the leader which I am right now .
" open sesameee " i say and point my finger to Tommy's zipper on his pants but then quickly move it to the box. I guess it was just what my brain wanted. Tommy looks at me then helps open the box along with Gally and Minho. I hop down in the box, my knee buckles and I look down.
I can't believe what I see. Tommy's dingleberiies? No it's a bloody girl! I think she dead
" what the shuckkkkkk" gally says
" DIBS" frypan yells
I give him the death stare
" is she hot¿" Minho asks
" yep" Tommy answers for me
My heart drops into the black abyss.
" she totally is " I say awkwardly
And gally just stares at me " what? I never thought you liked GURLS! "
I'm speechless " whatever gally what do you mean¿ I love gurls and that's when I knew I had to tell tommy. " okay help me lift this bloody gorgeous creature to the the media is until she wakes up. " The new shebean is still passed out. Yeah that's what we will call the gurls. Shebean. Chuck made it up. It's getting late so it's time for our bonfire. "
I sit my thick tush beside the handsome guy I fan girl over. Tommy.
" there's something I need to tell you. " and Tommy inturupts me THAT WAS SO BLOODY RUDE IM QUESTIONING MY CHOISIS, " I have tell you something first.....
I'm straighter than I rock. " *¿¿¿*
" but luv rOcks aren't straight! " I say confusedly
" exactly " he whispers as he presses his luscious Kylie Jenner lip kit lips against my dry a** lips and it makes them moist and my heart happy....
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Behind the scenes( a newtmas comedy )
FanfictionWhen the lovers are in love love but there might be someone else AHHAHHAH Me and my friend soren wrote this together at like 3AM at my grandparents house 😍😍
