Chapter 8/ Baybays

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Newt POV
9 months later

Today I've been having bad stomach pains so I went to poop. I'm kinda constepated so I pushed and pushed and it finally came out. That I realized that was no poop IT WAS MY BLOODY BAYBAY!!!
"TOMMY TOMMY COME HELP ME COME NOW COME NOW HURRY BLOODY HURRY" I yelled across the whole house
"WHAT WHAT IM COMING IM COMING" tommah yells back
"TOMMY I POOPED OUR BAYBAY HELP MEY!!! I yell as if I'm exploding
"STAND UP I'LL CUT THE CHORD AND GRAB IT BEFOR IT LANDS IN THE TOILET" Tommy yells
"OK
I stand up
"BUT WE ARE NOT TELLING OUR BAYBAY THIS IS ITS BIRTH STORY" I SCREAM
"AGREED" Tommah yells as he grabs the baybay
"It's a GOURL" TOMMAH says with excitement as he cuts the aux chord.
We get her cleaned up and bring her to Jesus to announce the name...

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