NEWT POV
after our great night i am awakened by frypan saying that the shebean is awake. I manage to get out of bed and kiss tommy on his forehead I walk out and realize everyone is staring at me some even gawking then I realize that I have no bloody pants on. I rush back inside put my pants on and head to see the shebean. When I get there she immediately asks for Thomas
" why¿" I ask
" doesn't matter give him to ME" she screams my blood starts to boil and I scream back at her " NOH HES MINE BIATCH" then I realize I have an audience. I blush and work my way out, then Chuck stops me. " Newt! What the hell happened back there¿ "
" sorry I don't know " then I just left him on read and I go to get tommy for the shebean.
When I walked in tommy was already awake. " what's up ¿" Thomas asks
" oh hi. Shebeans awake.....,........ " I say shyly
" she said she wants you" I say
" me¿ okay" he says
" but first put on pants.... or not" I say sexily then we walk over to the medjacks house
" Oh Tom!! " the shebean says.
" who the f**** are you¿ " Tommy replies
" your my lover my names..................................Teresa!" She says excitedly.
" your a phsyco Bishkon go die in a hole." Says hot and angry tommy
He runs back and I follow him how does Teresa know him¿
" newtie patootie that gurl is cray cray( he blushes )
" oh my bloody hell you got the crushes for shebean" I yell
" what noooo what about last night remember¿"
I walk away for air.Tommy's POV
Opppsie I don't know if I do got the crushes for she bean she do be kinda cute buuut I thought I was gay or bi Maybe now¿ no no no no no I love my nooti patooti! Way wait it's true I frickin LOVE MY NOOTI PATOOTI!!!! Ahhhh. It's not him or her it's him Yass queen. Oh I'm gay now for sure now that I've said that.
" wait nooti patooti come back". I yell
" why should I you don't even like me" newty sobbed
" wait I BLOODY LOVE YOU!!!"
"Aww. Wait ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY BRITISHNESS¿" he yells
" oops kinda" I say
" aww you're sooo sweet making fun of Newtie patooti I BLOODY LOVE YOU TOO"!
( makout sesh happens...............for a while............................still goin I know eww right.......................oh my god geeze oki bye read the next part)..............ahhhhh still goin............................................
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Behind the scenes( a newtmas comedy )
FanfictionWhen the lovers are in love love but there might be someone else AHHAHHAH Me and my friend soren wrote this together at like 3AM at my grandparents house 😍😍