Newt Gets off of me.. I run up to the goblin who was once my daughter and bite its ear , and she yelps in pain and i become wild " RUFFF RUFFF RUFFffFFfFF" i growl at newt Newt just looks at meh and then he picks meh up and picks the goblin and we have a threesome all together as animals. then all of a sudden, Teresa walks in and throws a lamp at meh, " WHAT THE BLODDAH HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!!" she screams i wince and the goblim child whimpers. newt rolls his eyes. " TERESA U BITCH THATS MYYYYY LIGN! BLOODAH IS MY THING" newt screams back then tersa tackles him and i lick her butt. then we barf. And die again but go to hell.
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Behind the scenes( a newtmas comedy )
FanfictionWhen the lovers are in love love but there might be someone else AHHAHHAH Me and my friend soren wrote this together at like 3AM at my grandparents house 😍😍
