Kaylees prinxiety fanfiction, even though I prefer shrek x thomas the train

Chapter 4: Dish's

Sanders middle school

It's ya boi, r0man. Aye, it's ya boy uh, skinny penis. Dish's Pov

But actually it's 3rd person

"Anyways, to conclude todays lesson; all jobs are stupid and cost too much to actually become certified for." Teacher Joan, r0man's 1st period teacher, says. But bad boi r0man wasn't listening, he was staring at virgo, that cutie patootie.

virgo had the window seat, like your normal anime boi, and r0man sat one row away. r0man is the fudgin KING of the school, but he likes the title 'prince' better cause he is also a cutie patootie.

virgo knows that people stare at him because he is 'emo' and 'angsty' but he don't care, he knows the muffin man personally.

Look at that, i made two paragraphs that both start with virgo on accident.

Okay so get this, our boi r0man has a crush on virgo and EVERYONE knows except virgo cause he is a sassy lassy and don't care bout no attention or social things like who has a crush on who.

r0man plays chess. But he also is in theatre or drama. He isn't really into sports but people still love him, he is amazing in all ways because he can still hold a title like 'prince' or 'king' of the school and he isn't a jock.

He likes virgo because virgo is 1) very pretty. I mean, look at that face! It's like, adorable. 2) he doesn't care what other people think of him, he doesn't try to fit in. He is very pronounced with the 'Fudge you cool kitties I'm the king of my own life' vibe.3)He is pretty. 4) He wants to tap that. 5) his name is unique. Roll the q. 6) we all know that virgo secretly writes fanfiction so r0man stumbled upon it and started to have a crush on dat boi.

Well fudge. I don't know what to do now. You take it from here, or at least a paragraph or somethin'.

r0man lovingly stares at virgo instead of paying attention to Teacher Joan writing on the board. "Mr. Alarie, what's the answer?" Teacher Joan asks r0man, knocking him out of the daydream.

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