It's A Deal(AppleRadio)

>>Chapter 10<<

Sitting in the garden, Lucifer rested in one of the beautiful white iron made chairs. One leg over the other, as he sipped his tea in irritation.

Ha! No of course not!

Al's words kept going through his head. His anger getting to him, as his eyes started to glow dangerously. "You don't do you...," he growled past his sharp teeth. Oh it made his blood boil. Was the red buck really that oblivious?! How annoying!

Hisssssssss

The devil was pulled out of his thoughts at the sound of Jonathan alerting him by hissing. He looked at the serpent with his dark slit irises, "What is it?" He placed the cup onto the table, before standing up. His eyes scanning over the mahogany doors that lead over into his garden. They opened to reveal a much taller moth demon, with blue skin, wearing a long, flashy, raspberry colored furred coat with a matching hat and heart shaped sunglasses. He forced a smile although he mentally cursed that is wasn't Alastor that walked through those doors, "Ah, Valentino! How are you doing today?"

"I'm doin' great suga, but I really wish you'd tell me if ya plan on ditchin' me next time ya highness," the pimp's honey toned voice was slightly laced with poison.

"Oh? Was I supposed to meet with you today as well? My apologies, I've had a lot on my mind lately."

"I know, Vox told me ya seemed off when you met up with him earlier," Valentino took a seat in the other chair, not fazed by the garden in the slightest. As he, just like most overlords, he had been here on a few occasions, "Now, I know we have some business to discuss, but since you seem to have something in that head of yours, why don't we talk for a bit? So tell me? What's bothering you?"

Lucifer settled back into his seat, "It's none of your concern really."

"It will be my concern if it gets in the way....oh? So that's it? Finally someone has captured your heart."

Serpent eyes widened at the moth, "How...?"

Valentino grinned, his golden tooth standing out from the rest of his red teeth, "Sweetheart, I can read that kinda face from a mile away. How do you think I figured out Voxy, had a thing for me hmmm~?"

"Being a pimp and the owner of the porn studios must have its perks I suppose," Lucifer gave a grin in return. "It sure does, it has its down sides too, but we won't dwell on that. So who is it? Who's caught your eye?" The devil thought for a moment, wondering if he should tell the pimp moth, but with a shrug he spoke, "Your boyfriend is pretty much his rival. Their tech so different that they get annoyed with each other."

Red eyes widened behind the rose shaded glasses, "Oh, he's caught ya fancy. I'll be honest with you, ya majesty, he's a hard one..."

"I am very much aware...," the king grumble. His eyes averted to the side, clearly annoyed. Valentino laughed, a bit, "Don't be so upset, ya wanna get in there, you gotta make him feel needed. Take mah boo, if I want my manz to come running all I gotta do is silk and smash a tv. Then I just wait for him to come to me with a new one." The moth got up from his seat and moved to where he was beside Lucifer, giving the small devil a small nudge, "They get bigger every time. Watch this." Valentino pulls out his phone to where the other could see it, then pulled up Vox.

~~~~~~~~~~Hellphone Messages~~~~~~~~~~~
Valentino: Boo, I did it again....

Voxy: What?!

Valentino: Yup, I'mma need a new one...

Voxy: God Dammit Val, this is the 5th one this week I'm not made of money!
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The blue skinned demon grinned, "He'll bring it, he just likes to bein' salty."

"I uh...see...although I don't know if TVs will work on Alastor...he's a bit...old fashioned," Lucifer chuckled a little from the exchange he just witnessed.

"Well ya just gotta find his thing doll. Once ya do you'll have him wrapped around your finger....," he fixed his heart shaped shades then looked back down at the small king, "So ya wanna help me smash that tv in my limo before he comes down to the castle to give me a new one? You look like you could use a little destruction."

Lucifer grin turned more mischievous, "That sounds like a wonder idea!"

"I knew ya would think so," Valentino matching the other's mischievous look as they started to walk to the mahogany doors to lead out of the garden.

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Getting to the pink limo outside, Valentino pulls out the new tv, and hands it to Lucifer, "You first your highness."

Lucifer didn't have to be told twice, pretty much slamming it to the hard pavement with full force. Causing the moth to blink, he sometimes forgets that for as tiny as the king is, he has a lot of power to back himself up. He couldn't help but laugh, "There ya go suga, let it out!" He could see that the king was in need of this, clearly frustrated that he's struggling to court Alastor. Walking over to him the blue skinned demon began to join in.

Once they finished, the two peered down at their work. They had busted up the dang thing until even the box was about nonexistent. The broken shards of the tv screen were scattered across the pavement. "My ya really were upset doll," Valentino stated.
"Holy shit...Val," The tv demon walked up to them, eyes laid upon the aftermath of the twos destruction, "You really fucked that one up." His odd red eyes looked over at the king, "I'm sorry your majesty, I hope he didn't cause you any trouble while throwing a damn tantrum." Lucifer chuckled, liking the fact that Vox had no idea that most of the damage came from him, "Why of course not! In fact it was quite fun to see." The moth only grinned, knowing better than to say that the small devil joined. An arm wrapped around Vox's shoulder, causing him to turn to his so called boyfriend, "You feel better now? Because if you're looking for a round two of smashing a damn tv it ain't gonna be the new one I got in the car, nor is it going to be me."

"Oh Voxy, baby~ I'd smash you alright~" Valentino's voice was low and seductive, catching the media demon off guard by his sudden sexual comment, his screen shut off, before the words 'buffering' appeared. Both the moth and king laughed at Vox's reaction. It was gold.

The tv demon's screen went back to normal, Val rested his head on his boyfriend's shoulder, "How about we reschedule our business for next week, ya majesty? Ya seem like you have sometime to get a certain someone's attention."

"That's fine with me," Lucifer responded, waving a hand, knowing what Valentino was clearly wanting to get away to have his fun with Vox, "I'll have my servants clean up this mess so don't worry."

The blue moth grinned, "Why thank you, now come on Voxy!"

The two demons began to walk off to their respective vehicles, leaving Lucifer to go back to his thoughts.

Now, he could think of better ways to get Alastor to understand....or in Val's words, 'get him wrapped around his finger.'