Quotes Offline TV would probably never say in real life: featuring the members of Offline TV (with some former and new) and their friends!
Most of these quotes are not mine, credit goes to the original posters.
Please note some chapters didn't age w...
toast: dating tip! hold the door open for your date. rip the door off its hinges. use the door as a weapon to fight off other potential partners. establish dominace.
poki: i'm starting to understand why you're single.
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