toast: hey poki when you get murdered can i be the detective?
poki: why?
toast: so i can be on buzzfeed unsolved.
poki:
toast: so can i?

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toast: hey poki when you get murdered can i be the detective?
poki: why?
toast: so i can be on buzzfeed unsolved.
poki:
toast: so can i?