toast: you look happy. let me guess, you dropped you sandwich on the floor at the restaurant and they gave you a new one?
micheal: no. can you do that? why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
toast: i was trying to insult you.
micheal: and instead you gave me an amazing life hack.
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Incorrect Offline TV (& friends!)
AléatoireQuotes Offline TV would probably never say in real life: featuring the members of Offline TV (with some former and new) and their friends! Most of these quotes are not mine, credit goes to the original posters. Please note some chapters didn't age w...
