Vikings x Reader

Catboy Floki would include...

- Messy, messy man

- He leaves things thrown around like, all the time

- You're always tripping over something he left on the floor, whether it be a piece of clothing, a toy he was working on or any tools he was using

- He really doesn't mean for it to happen

- But whenever Loki's brain comes up with an idea, he'll drop whatever he's doing to start on the new project

- He does try to pick his things up as often as he can

- When he remembers

- Floki makes his own toys

- He makes toys for all the boys when he's bored

- He made Ivar a yo-yo once

- Ivar didn't know how to use it, so Floki tries to teach him

- Which results in Ivar literally yeeting the yo-yo and hitting Hvitserk right between the eyes

- Hvitserk comes to you

- He wants you to put an ice pack on his forehead and hold him

- What a baby

- You do reprimand Ivar for hurting his brother

- Floki knows that shit isn't allowed in your house

- So it's entertaining to see Ivar look guilty and annoyed while Hvitserk grins in the background

- Floki will pretty much work with anything

- One time, Ubbe's plush killer whale lost an eye in a scuffle between Ivar and Hvitserk

- They IMMEDIATELY call you so you can get Floki to fix it

- You drive Floki to their house and Floki reattaches the eye in less than 5 minutes

- So by the time Ubbe gets home, Tilly the Killer Whale is as good as new

- He likes hanging out with the neighbor's catboy, Ragnar

- They're pretty inseparable

- If he's not with you, he's with Ragnar

- Thankfully, they rarely hang out at your house

- Because you know how messy Ragnar can be

- So that's for the neighbor to deal with

- You get to enjoy a few hours of peace and quiet

- Though you do miss your Floki

- The house is too quiet sometimes without all the noise he makes

- A bit depressing

- Anyway

- Floki likes trying to fit under the couch when he's tinkering with stuff

- Obviously, he doesn't really fit, no matter how much he tries

- So most of the time, you'll come home and find a pile of clothes next to the couch

- And last time you checked, piles of clothing don't really breathe, so it's very safe to assume Floki is under there

- Floki likes water, right?

- Except he won't drink it out of a cup

- He'll put his head under the faucet and drink from there

- He makes a mess EVERY TIME

- You got him cups, but he used them to build a little cup tower instead

- That wasn't what you got them for, but you HAVE to admit

- It's pretty impressive

- Floki will pretty much make something out of anything

- He made a gun out of cans of coke

- He chases Ivar around with it lot

- Because he fears the nerf gun, so little poor Ivar is worried it has the same power

- Floki's very proud of everything he makes

- You'll come home from work and he'll immediately run over and show you what he made during the day

- He'll explain what it is and how it works

- You don't have to pretend you're interested

- Because you're VERY interested

- Floki's a very slow eater

- It can take him hours to finish his food

- Mostly because he keeps getting distracted

- When the other boys are visiting, they'll often try and sneak a bite off of whatever he's eating

- He won't even notice

- So it's not surprising when he comes back asking you for more food because his bowl is empty

- Sometimes, though, he's more alert

- He keeps a spray bottle filled with water near him

- So whenever the boys try to grab his snacks, he'll just spray them

- Doesn't like the tv

- It's too loud

- How did those people get in there anyway?

- He prefers reading whatever he can get his hands on

- Magazines, news articles, newspapers

- The back of the box of brownie mix

- He collects lego manuals for some reason?

- He doesn't even own legos

- Though you should probably get some for him

- He doesn't like Coca-Cola and you don't know why

- Nobody knows, really

- He just really hates it

- Too many bubbles? Probably

- Floki sleeps in a nightgown

- With a little hat to top it off

- Ebenezer Scrooge lookin' headass-

[ gif creds to owner. thanks for reading! ]