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Catboys React To: Doctor's Office

Ask: How would the catboy ragnarssons react to having to go to an appointment? Like a doctor or dentist or something like that?

Bjorn’s a big boy! He can take care of himself! He’ll drive himself to the appointment and come right back, no problem. He always comes back with a little smiley-face sticker somewhere on his shirt, and god forbid anybody tries to take it from him. Who gives it to him? He’ll never tell. Though it’s definitely the receptionist’s 6-year-old daughter. 

Ivar CANNOT be left alone. Please, don’t take your eyes off of him for more than two seconds. One blink and the ENTIRE office will be set on fire. There’s nothing Ivar hates more than having to go to the doctor’s office. He doesn’t trust doctors and will most definitely use his hand to bat away every instrument the doctor pulls out. Stethoscope? Bop. Thermometer? Bop bop. Blood pressure monitor? No way he’s letting the doctor wrap that around his arm. At least, not until he sees you do it. He’ll probably still be real reluctant, but hey, worth a shot. Oh, and don’t say the word “shot” around him or he WILL hightail it out of there. You’ll never see him again.

Hvitserk shouldn’t be allowed to go alone either, but not for the same reasons as Ivar. Sure, he’s okay with doctors and all that, but the second he sees a syringe, he’s a goner. Baby gets real nervous but will be decidedly a LOT calmer if you’re holding his hand while he’s getting it. Bonus points if he gets a little forehead kiss for being so brave AND gets a cool band-aid. He really likes it when the doctor uses the reflex testing hammer, just because he thinks it’s absolutely hilarious how his leg will kick on its own. 

Ubbe is fully capable of going to the doctor’s office on his own, but he really appreciates it when you go with him. He doesn’t like waiting alone, and there’s only so much he can do before he gets bored out of his mind, so he likes having you there so you can stroke his hair and talk to him and all that. When it’s time to go in, he’ll go in on his own. But his favorite part? When he comes back out and finds you smiling at him and asking him how it went. Nothing makes him happier than getting your attention.