Where it all began

The Cat is out of the Bag

(Elle's POV)

Over the past two weeks Emily had become one of my greatest friends. We talked girl stuff went on double dates together (which Morgan thought was cheesy) and even had a few sleepovers at Garcia's apartment with her and JJ. I felt like I fit in. Shower thoughts. I got out of the shower hand dried my hair and pulled on my work pants with a loose fitting red top. I looked in the mirror. You couldn't tell yet. Five months. What an interesting five months. Morgan came up behind me and enveloped me in a hug.

"Ready, hot stuff." He said to me moving his hands to my growing stomach. It was possible that this would ruin my ego but I didn't care. I was going to have to go on desk duty soon so they needed to know. I'm pregnant. Rossi knew. He accused me of starting the "pregnancy pact" of the BAU when he found out how far along I was. He was like a second dad to me. I had a feeling around him I hadn't felt since my dad had died when I was a little girl.

"No, carry me my main man." We often played around like this and usually he wouldn't do it. This time was different, he scooped me up bridal style and carried me to my convertible gently placing me in the passenger seat. He drove to the BAU and we chatted about names the entire way there. We didn't know the gender so it wasn't really getting anywhere. When we finally got to work there was no case but I called everyone into the circle table room anyway. Everyone sat down slightly confused and I pulled over a milk crate and stood on it (I definitely am not the one that brought sixteen milk crates into this room for no reason.)

"I have to make an announcement." I said and everyone nodded. "I am five months pregnant."

Everyone seemed extremely and utterly confused. I thought they would've been over here like "Yeah I knew that." And here they are. Dumbfounded. A bunch of profilers stumped as to how they didn't know this. Well except Morgan he had known for five months because we couldn't get shit-faced drunk every other night anymore. Penelope ran over and squeezed the living baby out of me. She only let go when she felt me going limp in her arms from lightheadedness. Rossi smiled. He had known too as I previously stated. Hotch smiled. It's actually not as rare as some people say. At least not when he's with Emily. Both Emily and JJ ran over and spun me around. Apparently I started a chain reaction or so called "pregnancy announcement pact" as Rossi put It in the congratulations letter he wrote me. I stepped down off the milk crate and plopped myself in Morgen's lap. Emily was next.

"Um, well I'm pregnant too and it's Aaron's 'cause we screwed. I dunno you people always want the details so now you don't have to ask. I'm almost four months. Uh and thanks to Rossi 'cause our future child was conceived in your office."

"Your child was conceived WHERE!?" Rossi screeched. He continued. "Oh yeah I remember you told me that." I was gonna give Emily props for creativity when I realized where my child was conceived. I may never go on our roof again. Emily got basically the same treatment I goy except when Aaron confirmed her story and JJ asked if she was high. You would think that was it but no. JJ walked to the front of the room.

"Well I am also four months pregnant thanks to Spencer's hot long hair and Rossi's ridiculously large pantry thank you and goodbye before I start sounding like Emily."

Rossi lost it. "I NEED TO MOVE. DID ANYONE ELSE CONCEIVE IN MY HOUSE!!" Blake started to open her mouth. "ALEX YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE SHUT UP." Everyone stopped congratulating JJ and looked at Blake. When Rossi realized what she was going to say he hugged her and started old man crying. Everyone hugged her and we were about to get back to work when Penelope interrupted us.

"Weeelllll," she said. "I'm also pregnant but I actually found out like twenty minutes ago when I went to the bathroom because I cannot keep secrets."

"There really is a pregnancy pact.. geez." Stated Rossi. Everyone doubled over laughing. Everyone hugged Garcia . I was sick of hugging. Then Hotch made a very logical point.

"You guys do know this means we will be short three agents and then by the time they get back another will be gone?" Everyone nodded. Morgan spoke up.

"I know a guy, Simmons his name is but I think his wife is pregnant for like the eighth time or something. He must have forgotten about all the abstinence classes we took together in eighth grade. Not that any of us are following that road." I laughed. A lot. Like too much. It was whatever. We had a case. I honestly don't mind cases but this one was kind of going to cut us short a few agents in the field. Penelope pointed to the big screen.

"Um, well all of his victims are pregnant brunettes between the ages of 30-41. He kidnaps them, tortures them and then leaves them and their babies in the middle of the highway." Everyone turned to Emily, Blake and I who were ironically all next to each other.

"You're staying here while rest of us go to Florida." All of the men said at once. Of course it was crazy-ass Florida. People in Florida need to sit down.

"That means Penelope is coming with us and acting as Liaison and JJ will talk to the families. The rest of us should be able to handle anything else." They left. We stayed here. We ate ice cream. We talked our personal lives. Apparently Hotch will do it anytime, anywhere as long as no one else is there. I heard from Alex that Rossi likes to include pasta in their activities and I told them how my child was conceived on the roof of my house and how we almost fell off afterwards. The team called and briefed us and eventually we all fell asleep on the couch in Penelope's lair. I don't know how three, decently tall, pregnant women fit on that couch but we made it work and Emily somehow ended up on top of Alex and someone's hair was in my mouth but it worked. Irish spring . It was probably Emily's hair, she seemed like the kind of person that would use Irish Spring. My hair smells like Irish Spring. Then I was asleep.

(Spencer's POV)

All the guys missed their ladies and I didn't blame them but I had mine and we didn't have work until ten the next morning because we were very ahead of the unsub and Aaron thought we could use some extra sleep. JJ and I had a room all the way at the end of the hall. In a split second my thoughts snapped back to reality. Our tongues battled for dominance which neither of us was willing to give up as we passionately kissed. Her legs were wrapped around my waist and her back was pressed up against the wall.

"Spence." she moaned into me as she pulled my shirt over my head. I replied by moving her over on the bed and starting on her shirt buttons. Gravity pushed us closer and we melted into each others warm skin. Later that night we were lying in bed.

"Do you think Henry will be fine, he's all alone and I don't know if Kristie can handle him for this long.

"J. She's on college break. She's a great babysitter. We should take advantage of her while we can. And she has taken care of Jack for weeks at a time. Everything will be fine." Then we drifted off into a peaceful sleep all of our limbs tangled together.

The next morning we caught the unsub and everyone was reunited for Chinese food. I still didn't know how to use chopsticks and Elle was sure to remind me of that. It was a happy day after all. It would stay that way for a while and then everything would go down all at once.

A/N

I liked this. The cat is finally out of the bag. And just a disclaimer that is as smutty as this book will ever get. I'mma start signing off on these to make it official

~JR