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Chapter 1:
Boogie

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VIENNA YRA ABERDEEN

BALIW na ba 'ko?

May sayad na ba 'ko?

Epekto ba 'to ng diatabs?

Halos mahulog na ang mata ko sa kakatitig sa pader. Hindi pa rin ako makapaniwala sa lahat ng mga nangyayari, sino ba naman ang hind masisiraan ng bait kung may nakita kang uod na nagtransform ala sang'gre.

My little worm transformed as a lady—or let me say cool lady, with her black suitcase, and a large black hat. She's wearing an all-black outfit and carrying a black brief case. But the thing that made her stand out was her large hat—which was obviously black—and a thick black lipstick.

Is this my... Boogie?

Kung alam ko lang sana ay Blackie na lang ang pinangalan ko sa alaga ko.

Simula palang pagkabata ko, I have a pet—a black worm. Napaka weird 'di ba? Boogie was her name, I mean that I never thought that she's a she and I dunno how a male or female worm look like. Duh? Ako lang yata sa buong mundo ang may alaga ng uod, na immortal.

At dahil s'ya na nga ang naging pamilya ko, ginawa ko ang lahat para sa kan'ya. Pinapakain ko siya, pinaliliguan ko siya, pinaghehele ko s'ya,  pinapadede ko pa siya! Tapos ngayon! Ngayon magpapakilala siya bilang Lady Walter. Ano s'ya? Hibang?

I praised almost all the deities I'd known to enlighten me that I was hallucinating or what, but my Boogie kept on showing me that she's real.

"B-Boogie?" I mumbled... for the nth time.

I was on a halfway to be insane. I tried again to touch her and pinch her bony cheek but she slammed my hand off of her.

She heaved an annoyed sigh, "Please, Vienna! Stop saying that baduy name again and again and again and again, tatanggalan kita ng ngalangala 'ta mo! And PLEASE! I'M REAL FOR THE 34th TIME!" she's annoyed, freaking out na.

Sino ba naman kasi ang maniniwala agad sa kan'ya. Ilang sampal na ang nakuha ko sa sarili ko pero hindi talaga 'ko nananaginip. How could this really happen?

Again, I couldn't contain myself.

"A-Are you really my worm? Pero... Bakit... Papaano..."

She rolled her eyes to the bitchiest form, "Again, I am your guardian and companion here. I was assigned to you... So I am here now para sunduin ka. The school is waiting for you. And we should go as soon as possible," she said in a calmer voice.

Napatitig ulit ako sa pader.

School? Matapos maging tao ang pinakamamahal kong uod tapos pupunta daw kami ng ibang school? Ano namang pinagsasabi nitong nilalang na 'to? Baliw ba ako o s'ya?

"Definitely we're not, walang baliw sa ating dalawa. At kung patuloy ka pa sa titig d'yan sa pader, there's a possibility na mabaliw ka talaga."

Huh? Anong pinagsasabi nitong uod na 'to? Naiintindihan n'ya ko? Nababasa ba n'ya isip ko?