Chapter 5: GrOuP cHaT

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    Jisung was bored, so he did the only thing he could think of. He messaged the group chat.

FoR mE cUz

JeogiyoNoona?
Hello?

seen by 7

Bangaroo
Oi mate!

ILoveDark
Chan we don't speak Australian

CatGuy
Lmao Jisung guess what

CatGuy changed JeogiyoNoona?'s name to SquirrelLookinAss!

SquirrelLookinAss
What?
...
Damn

CatGuy
HA

DandyHoe
Hey what did I miss?

DemonChild
Minho fucking with Jisung and Chan speaking, ahem, "Australian"

Hoejinnie
Tf

IHateDark
Tf

ILoveDark changed IHateDark's name to FreckleFace!

FreckleFace
You're right
I
In fact
Am no longer IHateDark
From now on refer to me as
IHateChangbin

ILoveDark
😔
A small price to pay

FreckleFace changed ILoveDark's name to I'mEmOoO!

FreckleFace
Fuck you

SquirrelLookinAss
LMAO

DandyHoe
This is amusing

Hoejinnie
Go bestfriend that's my bestfriend

DemonChild
I want a new name 😔

Bangaroo
I gotchu

Bangaroo changed DemonChild's name to gay!

gay
really.
please

Bangaroo
no

SquirrelLookinAss
Tru tho I bet

CatGuy
Oop-

DandyHoe
Go bitch accept your sexuality

Hoejinnie
I want a new name!

SquirrelLookinAss changed Hoejinnie's name to Bitchass1!

Bitchass1 changed FreckleFace's name to Bitchass2!

Bitchass1
MATCHIIING

Bitchass2
MATCHIIING

SquirrelLookinAss
How do they-
You know what?
nvm

gay
You guys are fun
But
someone please change my name

I'mEmOoO
no

Bitchass1
no

Bitchass2
no

SquirrelLookinAss
no

CatGuy
no

Bangaroo
no

DandyHoe
no
Sorry boo

gay changed DanyHoe's name to Bitchass3!

Bitchass3
Oooh noooo

gay
😔

SquirrelLookinAss
Changbin
Chan
It has to happen

Bangaroo changed SuirrelLookinAss's name to Jisquirrel!

Jisquirrel changed I'mEmOoO's name to Changkoala!

CatGuy
Please no

gay
Please yes

gay changed CatGuy's name to Meanho!

Meanho
Fiiiiiine

Meanho changed gay's name to AngelInnie(gay)!

Meanho
I hate you

AngelInnie(gay)
Hence the name

Jisquirrel

He's pretty nice tho?

AngelInnie(gay)
That's the funniest joke I've ever heard!!

Bitchass1
I'm confused?
He's been nice to us?

AngelInnie(gay)
Listen
Don't tell him I told you

Meanho
I'm right here

AngelInnie(gay)
But
He's just acting all nice so you guys like him
It's nothing bad
He just comes off as mean as himself
So he has trouble making friends

Bitchass1
So it's true that

Bitchass2
He really wasn't popular there?

Bitchass3
Even with a face like that?

Jisquirrel
I'm convinced that they plan this shit
They have to!

AngelInnie(gay)
So if he comes off as rude please excuse it
He means well

Meanho
I really hate you

AngelInnie(gay)
Yeah yeah

Meanho has left the chat!

Jisquirrel added Meanho!

Bangaroo
It's alright Minho!
We already like you!

Changkoala
I hate to admit it but
Anyone who can make friends with Jisung that fast
Is okay in my book

Bitchass2
Yeah!

Meanho
MOVING ON
We should all hang out this weekend
Then you guys can meet Jeongin here

AngelInnie(gay)
Ayyye

Jisquirrel
Yesss

Bitchass1
I'm down

Bitchass2
I'm down

Bitchass3
I'm down

AngelInnie(gay)
Yeah!

Bangaroo
Let's do it!

Changkoala
Let's get it

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