Jisung was bored, so he did the only thing he could think of. He messaged the group chat.
FoR mE cUz
JeogiyoNoona?
Hello?seen by 7
Bangaroo
Oi mate!ILoveDark
Chan we don't speak AustralianCatGuy
Lmao Jisung guess whatCatGuy changed JeogiyoNoona?'s name to SquirrelLookinAss!
SquirrelLookinAss
What?
...
DamnCatGuy
HADandyHoe
Hey what did I miss?DemonChild
Minho fucking with Jisung and Chan speaking, ahem, "Australian"Hoejinnie
TfIHateDark
TfILoveDark changed IHateDark's name to FreckleFace!
FreckleFace
You're right
I
In fact
Am no longer IHateDark
From now on refer to me as
IHateChangbinILoveDark
😔
A small price to payFreckleFace changed ILoveDark's name to I'mEmOoO!
FreckleFace
Fuck youSquirrelLookinAss
LMAODandyHoe
This is amusingHoejinnie
Go bestfriend that's my bestfriendDemonChild
I want a new name 😔Bangaroo
I gotchuBangaroo changed DemonChild's name to gay!
gay
really.
pleaseBangaroo
noSquirrelLookinAss
Tru tho I betCatGuy
Oop-DandyHoe
Go bitch accept your sexualityHoejinnie
I want a new name!SquirrelLookinAss changed Hoejinnie's name to Bitchass1!
Bitchass1 changed FreckleFace's name to Bitchass2!
Bitchass1
MATCHIIINGBitchass2
MATCHIIINGSquirrelLookinAss
How do they-
You know what?
nvmgay
You guys are fun
But
someone please change my nameI'mEmOoO
noBitchass1
noBitchass2
noSquirrelLookinAss
noCatGuy
noBangaroo
noDandyHoe
no
Sorry boogay changed DanyHoe's name to Bitchass3!
Bitchass3
Oooh noooogay
😔SquirrelLookinAss
Changbin
Chan
It has to happenBangaroo changed SuirrelLookinAss's name to Jisquirrel!
Jisquirrel changed I'mEmOoO's name to Changkoala!
CatGuy
Please nogay
Please yesgay changed CatGuy's name to Meanho!
Meanho
FiiiiiineMeanho changed gay's name to AngelInnie(gay)!
Meanho
I hate youAngelInnie(gay)
Hence the nameJisquirrel
He's pretty nice tho?
AngelInnie(gay)
That's the funniest joke I've ever heard!!Bitchass1
I'm confused?
He's been nice to us?AngelInnie(gay)
Listen
Don't tell him I told youMeanho
I'm right hereAngelInnie(gay)
But
He's just acting all nice so you guys like him
It's nothing bad
He just comes off as mean as himself
So he has trouble making friendsBitchass1
So it's true thatBitchass2
He really wasn't popular there?Bitchass3
Even with a face like that?Jisquirrel
I'm convinced that they plan this shit
They have to!AngelInnie(gay)
So if he comes off as rude please excuse it
He means wellMeanho
I really hate youAngelInnie(gay)
Yeah yeahMeanho has left the chat!
Jisquirrel added Meanho!
Bangaroo
It's alright Minho!
We already like you!Changkoala
I hate to admit it but
Anyone who can make friends with Jisung that fast
Is okay in my bookBitchass2
Yeah!Meanho
MOVING ON
We should all hang out this weekend
Then you guys can meet Jeongin hereAngelInnie(gay)
AyyyeJisquirrel
YesssBitchass1
I'm downBitchass2
I'm downBitchass3
I'm downAngelInnie(gay)
Yeah!Bangaroo
Let's do it!Changkoala
Let's get it
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FanfictionAᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ Sᴘᴀɴ: Pᴏɪɴᴛ Zᴇʀᴏ Jisung has severe ADHD, anxiety and depression coming along as a package deal. This disorder has made his life greeaat. Note the sarcasm. He has difficulties doing the simplest of things. Meeting new people and making frie...