Students discussing how great is Hogwarts and its headmaster Prof. Dumbledore.
* Out of nowhere *
DRACO:
Did anybody say DRACO MALFOY !?
*struts with swag*
Famous ScarHead Potter! Think he is famous for having a stupid scar on his stupid face, which is very attractive and gets me drooling every time I see it.
Famous Saint Potter !
I bet he does not even have a Rocket Ship !
Ron :
Sod off MALFOY !
and why would Harry have a Rocket Ship ?
DRACO:
Don't you know how to talk to your Superiors Weasel ?!
And By the way Rocket ship is for going to Mars.
Harry:
What do you want with a rocketship?
What business do you have on Mars?
DRACO :
Famous Saint Potter !
* Takes a dramatic walk around Harry *
Never Heard of Pigfarts, Have you?
Harry:
Pigfarts ! What is Pigfarts ?
Have you ever heard about it Ron ?
Ron :
How am I supposed to know?
I am not Hermione !
Harry :
Makes sense,
sorry Ronald .
DRACO :
I pity you Potter ! That you don't know about Pigfarts ! It is one of the greatest and biggest institution of WitchCraft and Wizardry ! And it is on Mars !
They have one of the best headmasters there ! Better than the old lonely Dumbledore!
Harry :
There is no one else greater than Dumbledore !
Dumbledore is the greatest wizard on Earth !
DRACO :
pffft ! POTTAH ! we are talking about Mars here ! And Dumbledore maybe is the greatest wizard on the planet Earth But RumblerOAR ! IS THE GREATEST WIZARD IN THE UNIVERSE !
Harry :
It can't be.
Ron :
You are imagining things Malfoy !
DRACO :
Imagining things ? Just like you imagine your wedding with Granger ! And perhaps if you think that Dumbledore is the greatest wizard then why don't you ask him if he can ROAR LIKE RUMBLEROAR !
Harry :
Roar !?
DRACO :
Yes Rumbleroar is a talking Lion ! And he is the Headmaster of PIGFARTS !
Ron :
I can't believe that a bottle of FireWhiskey can make people lose their Marbles to a point that they don't even remember what they are talking !
Harry :
If you think that Pigfarts is the biggest institution why don't yoU Go THERE DRACO !
* At this point Harry had enough of Pigfarts and he was loosing his marbles too *
DRACO :
Aaghhh PoTtaH ! You don't Understand , Do you ?
Harry :
Understand What !
DRACO :
THAT PIGFARTS IS AT MARS AND I NEED A ROCKET SHIP TO GO THERE !
HARRY :
*I-don't-want-to-hear-pig-and-farts-togethere-ever-again face*
Ron :
* Is Shocked and Irritated and Bewildered and Annoyed all at once *
Meanwhile ~
DARCO :
* Dancing and singing at once *
Well, let’s just say…
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Here I come,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Yum, yum, yum!
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts.
* Audience Claps at the amazing performance of sober Draco Malfoy and drunk Harry poTTAH & Ronald Weasley *
P.s LAUREN LOPEZ is the Best !
Did you read this is Star kid casts voice or WB casts voice?
☆ READ THIS IN LAUREN LOPEZ AND CHRISS's VOICE !
Team Star Kid did great !
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DRARRY IMAGINES - MEMES // ILLUSTRATIONS ♡
FanfictionJust for fun :) Humour Based ! Not long imagines ! 🤪💌 Imagines, Memes, Movie Adaptations with Mix. ( Shorts ) 💚🐍 X ~ Mal foi
