The Crazy Ones ( Izuku x Momo )

Chapter 1 - Funny Jokes

Izuku Midoriya didn't have the most heroic quirks, nor is his childhood that good in any way. His parents left him when he was 3, kidnapped by an underground facility testing their drugs on him and some other kids. Among those kids were his only friends, Toga and Dabi. They would often play in the indoor garden, or discuss who will be tested on next, hoping it wouldn't be them. One day came, and Izuku changed. 

"Who do you think we'll be tested now?" asked Toga in a sad voice. "Maybe it'll be him in the corner," Dabi said pointing at a kid in the corner of the room. "Guy's I don't think it's right to guess who goes next, it's painful to hear" Izuku worrying. They could hear the speaker in the room turn on. And a muffled voice said: "Izuku Midoriya". Izuku's world just turned upside down. Toga and Dabi were still surprised and some guards came in and dragged Izuku. He tried to resist and run, with Toga and Dabi trying to grab hold on him. The guards pointed guns at them and Toga stopped. Dabi punched the man in the stomach, only to realize it had no effect. They dragged Dabi and said: "Throw him into the flame pit." Dabi was screaming for help and Izuku and Toga cried, looking at their friend getting tossed inside a giant hole with fire and disposed of. Izuku was also dragged away. "Izuku, don't forget our promise!" 

Flashback

Izuku and Toga were drawing them and Dabi if they managed to leave the facility and live in a proper house together. "Hey Izuku," Izuku turned around to look at Toga. "When we escape I'm going to marry you! And we'll live with Dabi happily ever after!" Izuku smiled "Ok! We'll escape one day together!"

End of flashback

Izuku was dragged into a doctor's lab. Every single day he will wake up with scars, needles everywhere, getting dissected, and all sorts of torture. He just couldn't do anything, as he didn't have a chance to get a blade for his quirk. One day though, he was filled with anger and hatred. He somehow got a new quirk and made the shadows of the doctors stab them repeatedly, Izuku looking at this sight drove him insane, and he started laughing. He laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, AND LAUGHED, AND LAUGHED, AND LAUGHED. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH". The night that filled Izuku's brain with his new "entertainment". He burned the facility and escaped. Living in a forest for the next 12 years to come.

Present

Izuku was walking in the streets of Musutafu, Japan. He was probably one of the most suspicious-looking person there, his vest filled with blood above his white button-up shirt, sleeves folded to his elbow. Black gloves, black jeans, and black boots. With knives around his belt, he walked into U.A. The sensors were alerted, and the barriers closed up after Izuku entered. "Hehehe, now let's not get feisty iron door~" knocking on the barrier smiling. (This was the same time as the scene where the media came in in the anime, but this time was Izuku coming in) Iida looking outside saw nobody, so he instructed the school to calm down and said nobody came in. And as they all went back into class, they just saw a green-haired boy with freckles and a murderous vibe sitting on the teacher's table. Both sides stared at each other in quiet. The students were having questions. Kaminari was the first to spoke: "Who the heck are you?". Mineta came next: "Why do you have knives?!", clearly panicking. Then came Todoroki: "Whoever you are, you shouldn't be in here.". Then Mina went next: "Hi hottie, wanna hang out?" The class stared at her, with Tooru whispering: "Now's not the time Mina." Then Izuku smiled: "Sure, when do you wanna go. Oh but if you love me and all I'm gonna have to decline your feelings. But I could make you lose your virginity. Tee hee~" The class screamed and were really starting to ask themselves "WHY IS A MURDEROUS LOOKING PERVERT IN OUR CLASSROOM!?"

Mr Aizawa walked in to be slightly surprised too, but not showing it on his face. "May I ask who may you be young sir." said the sleep-deprived teacher. Izuku chuckled: "Now now dropped the formalities. I just want to enroll here because the forest is starting to get boring. Do you offer any killing or fighting to do?" "Only fighting, and fighting villains outside of class" "Great I'll take the offer." Izuku smiled. He looked at the class and pointed at Uraraka. "Zero Gravity?" Urakaka and the class were once gained surprised, that the boy just guessed her quirk. "How did you know?!" Izuku chuckled again. "Just a wild guess". He went on guessing all the quirks in class and ended on Momo. "Hey ponytail chick, can you please make a chair for this sad little boy that wants to join class?" Momo froze a bit, and proceeded making a table. Izuku stared at it for a while. "Hmm, put fire at the corners, 5 knives in the drawer, a gun in the chair and a AK-47 attachment. And make it Black. White is also acceptable." Momo was now angry, not only did he asked for an item, but it feels like Izuku was not satisfied. "THEN GO MAKE YOUR OWN TABLE YOU JERK!" Izuku laughed like a maniac: "HAHAHAH, NEVER KNEW U.A HAD TSUNDERE'S!" Now Momo became like Endeavor-kind of angry. "SHUT UP! I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!". Then Aizawa spoke up: "Sit down,.." he paused. "You didn't even told us your name yet." Izuku turned around slowly sitting on Momo's desk. "Hmmmm, my name? Ya what is my name...." The class didn't know what was going on with the unexpected, weird, crazy newcomer. Izuku then jumped up: "Oh I know! Let's go with..."

"The Judge, Deku Izuriya."

This chapter wasn't that long, but I did my best for the first chapter. I made a chapter today despite my schedule, as it was kinda like an opening celebration. I'll still follow the schedule though. Hope ya'll enjoy it and stay tuned for the next one.