The Crazy Ones ( Izuku x Momo )

Chapter 3 - Who The Fuck Are You?

Izuku sliced off all the arms on Shigaraki, which made him very pissed. He tried grabbing Izuku, but he just hopped around saying that he has bad aim. Izuku proceeds to fling 100 knives at once, stabbing Shigaraki. Shigaraki knew he couldn't win so he called on forth for Kurogiri, and they warped back. Izuku then skipped around laughing: "HHAHAHAHA THAT PUSSY JUST RAN AWAY~~".

Momo then realized something from the bushes, she made a L115A3 sniper rifle and took aim. Before she got to shoot, something flew out of the bush and dashed to Izuku. 'CRAP! If I shoot now, Izuku's gonna get shot too!' But then, the "thing" hugged Izuku. It was Toga. "I~ZU~KU!!" 

Izuku turned around slowly, "Ah, Toga-chan". Toga was shocked to say the least. Izuku will never call her name with "-chan". Then Izuku looked the the bush. "Hehehe, Dabi you can come out you know~". And he did, but this time with purple scars over his body. Izuku turned back at Toga with a disgusted face, "Who the fuck are you?".

Toga crumbled. She started to shed some tears. "IZUKU IT'S ME TOGA. YOU PROMISED YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ME AND YOU'LL MARRY ME WHEN WE ESCAPE". The class started to get confused. Wasn't his name Deku? Izuku went in thought. "Hmmmm~ OH THAT PROMISE...", he began to chuckle, and stabs Toga. "Why would I want to marry you? The only thing I liked about you was you had the smell of blood, but now you don't have any." Toga tried to get away, but the wound was too deep.

"Come on, drip more blood. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,come on." Toga then went to her back pocket and injected something into her. Her wound closed immediately and the knife was kicked out. She proceeds to inject another vial into Izuku, and he went to sleep. Toga and Dabi dragged Izuku and started to run. Then, Shori, Momo and Jirou tried to snatch Izuku. Then Toga got pissed. "DON'T STEAL MY IZUKU!!!" Toga shouted while attacking Jirou. Momo then got angry at the statement. "HE DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYONE!" "THEN WHY THE FUCK DO 6 PEOPLE HERE LIKE MY IZUKU!".

The battle stopped. Momo, Jirou, Ocako, Shiro and Mina all blush. "W-W-W-W-W-WHAT?!?!?" Momo shouted. "I-I-I WON'T LIKE A PSYCHOP-P-PATH!" Jirou screamed. "YES I DO! SO WHAT" Shiro pointed out. Awkward silence filled the room, and Toga ran away in an instant with Izuku and Dabi. Some were crying that they left a classmate to get kidnapped. However, Izuku came from the mountain area. Momo looked shocked. "Wha.. didn't you get kidnapped by that Toga girl?". Izuku tilted his head in confusion. "What Toga girl? Kidnapped? Pfft, what makes you think I'll get kidnapped.". Then Izuku realized. "OHHH, that might have been my shadow mannequin getting kidnapped." Izuku got a flurry of punches to his chest by Momo and Shiro. "We were so worried for you." Izuku then pats them on the bag. "Now, now. It's alright I'm still here. As for apologies, ... hmmm. AH! How about you get to do what you want me to do for 1 day~". Momo realized what the tingly feeling was.

"I-I-I want you to-to... ," Izuku just stared confused. "GO ON A DATE WITH ME!" she blurted out. Izuku then chuckled, "Finally dropped the tsundere act huh, alright! If that's what you want I'll give it to you." Shiro went and told Izuku that she wants his baby, which he also agrees on. Izuku then picks up Aizawa and 13, gathered the students, and went back to U.A. 

(Meanwhile at Toga and Dabi's Hideout)

Toga squealed happily. "YAY YAY WE GOT IZUKU!". Dabi realized something was off. He spewed flames at "Izuku", only for black ashes to run away from the hideout. Toga just looked, "Izuku's playing hard to get huh."

(Back at U.A)

Nezu was starting to plan out dorm systems, as it was reported that Izuku almost got kidnapped. "Mic, tell this news to the students. I don't want do tighten up security and safety of our students at the last minute." Present Mic jumped up from the couch. "Sure thing boss!"

The students went back home with the news of the dorm system, asking parents for permission. Endeavor was shocked seeing Todoroki has a girl, who wouldn't stop talking about Izuku. Izuku didn't have anyone to ask permission, so he just went to stores to get furniture and decorations for his room.

Next day

Izuku just finished making his room. It had a killer's vibe to it, you could feel it all the way from the 2nd floor. Izuku was on the 4th floor, along with Shori, Ochako, Momo, Mina and Jirou. Mineta was somehow supposed to be here, but Aizawa knew that Mineta can't be on a floor with 5 girls, so he switched him to the 2nd floor. They did the dorm competition, with many questioning Izuku's but he just laughs at their reaction. 

Rain started the pour near curfew time. Izuku was just snuggling into his bed, getting ready to sleep and enjoy the night, but a knock on his door prevents him to so. He pulled a rope attached to the door to see who it is. It was Momo, with Shori. "Hey.." Momo whispered. Izuku just tilted his head. Shori spoked up, "I'm scared of thunder." "Me too.." Izuku then smiled: "OK! C'mon let's get to bed." and he slaps the bed a few times indicating for them to get in. They did. Momo was lying beside Izuku and was a nervous wreck. 

A thunder crashed. And both girls screamed and hugged Izuku. Izuku chuckled and hugged them both. Momo proceeds to say, "I don't owe you anything." "Yea yea I know, pull up the tsundere act and will be all right." "HEY!" They laugh for a while and slept. Then Shori pulled Izuku towards her side. Then Momo pulled back. They repeated till 5 am in the morning.

8 AM

Izuku woke up and saw Shori and Momo looking at a wall! "Good morning girls~" then Izuku jumped. Shori and Momo turned back with a creepy smile with bags under their eyes. "Hehehe, his mine!" Izuku then laughed but got tackled onto the ground, and everybody in the common area could hear their noise.