Momo was in her dorm room, picking dresses to wear. Today was the day that Izuku promised to go on a date. She even went back home just to pick. She decided on a red dress, with a fur coat. She wore white heels.
Meanwhile, Izuku started painting his button-up shirt with stains of blood. It was his main feature, after all, well people will probably question him but still. He didn't really do much afterwards, just hiding knives around his body. Izuku went to the common area smiling and hopping. People who were affected by the genderbent quirk returned normal, not having a single clue what happened. Izuku spilled the beans about how Todoroki asked him to take his first time. Which made Todoroki embarrassed and feel like he just became gay. Momo came down and the girls went up to her in an instant. They all reached their pocket and took out condoms with different flavours and styles. "PICK ONE!"
This made Momo blush a lot, "We're just going on a d-date, not all the w-w-way. Not t-to se-x-x-x. Mina then exclaimed: "Yea she's not! I'm taking Izuku!" "NO YOUR NOT!" Jirou and Ochako both shout.
Izuku went to hijack a car and motioned for Momo to come in. "Hey, are you sure this is ok?" "What do you mean~ I just borrowed it that's all~" The ride was quiet, then Izuku decided to ask Momo where are they going. "The Golden Plate, it's just around this corner. When they turned though, there was a bunch of thugs trying to rape a teenage girl. Izuku sighed and got out of the car. He had a serious look on his face and turned to Momo. "Stay." Momo was speechless. Never has she seen Izuku look serious. Izuku turned around, made a creepy smile, an walked up to them. "Don't worry lil chick, your prince in shining armour is here."
The thugs turned around. They all had a scared expression the moment they saw Izuku. "THAT'S THE GUY THAT BROKE BOSS LEGS!" "HIS THE ONE THAT BURNED A PRISON ONCE!" "DIDN'T HE DESTROY CHISAKI'S MOUTH?!"
Momo thought for a while, "where have I heard of Chisaki.." The thugs ran away. Izuku then had a disgusted face. "Damm pussies." Izuku then turned around to look at the girl. "Scram." The girl stood up and said: "Thank you for saving me, how can I repay you." Izuku thought, "Don't come out alone at night ever again. If I see you out here, I'll slit your throat." The girl introduced herself: "My name is Nejire, once again I thank you." Momo was in shock, "NEJIRE?! LIKE THE NEJIRE OF THE U.A BIG THREE?!""Yep! That's me!" she said with a smile. Then Izuku went back into the car and went back to his cheerful side. He drove it forward and stopped. "We're here." "We could have just walked." "I thought you would want a date atmosphere." Momo blushed. "Thank you."
Meanwhile
Toga was planning out a plan to kidnap Izuku. She got so focused on it that she didn't slept for 4 days. Dabi was concerned, but knew that nothing would happen even if he convinced her.
Mina was also planning out her first time. Meanwhile with Jirou thinking how to approach the probelm. It is weird when your best friend just asked out the same guy you liked. Ochako just trained her quirk limit. She wanted to get stronger so she could fight with Izuku. Nejire went home fantasizing about her and Izuku being together.
Shigaraki was talking to a screen. "Master! That kid was crazy, and even defeated Nomu in an instant, he was unscratched." The man on the other side of the screen flinched, but was interested. "If Nomu was made just ti defeat All Might, how about we make Nomu's that can defeat anyone?"
Back to the date
It was Izuku's first time ordering food, luxurios one's not to mention. He had always cooked. So he walked into the kitchen and pinted out food that he wanted to the chef. The chef was a bit angry, since to chef's stepping into the kitchen is impolite if your a customer. However, he decided to overlook this.
Izuku played with the table knife, while Momo just looked at him. "Kawaii... WAIT WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT?!?!" Izuku noticed this stares, and went up close to her face. "Hello?" Momo came back into reality and saw Izuku's face up close. She reigned backwards and blushed up like an apple.
Food was about to be served, but Izuku sensed something and threw a knife to Momo's leftside. Momo thought she was gonna die, but the knife blocked a bullet. Izuku turned around and stone pillars broke through the window, scratching Izuku's legs. Outside was Chisaki, but a women. "Chisaki? No. Chisaki was way faster than that, not to mention a women."
The female Chisaki looked at Izuku. "I am Chirizu Kai, daughter or Chisaki Kai." Izuky knew it was probably because of breaking his father legs, so he prepped a knife just in case another attack comes. But what came out of her mouth was completely opposite. "Izuku Midoriya, my father has deemed you a worthy man has my husband, follow me back to the yakuza and nobody gets hurt."
Izuku looked at her for a while, then laughed crazily. "HAHAHH IS THIS BITCH STUPID, WATCHING PEOPLE GETTING HURT IS FUNNY FOR ME, DONT THREATEN ME WITH THAT HAHAHHA." Chirizu knew this would happen, so she planned ahead. "Oh, we're not hurting strangers." The 8 bullets of Shie Hassakai came from behind and caught Momo, pointing a quirk erasing bullet to her head. Izuku flinched. "SHIT! This is why I don't get friends." he thought to himself.
"I'll go. Just leave tsundere chick alone." Chiziru grinned, and the 8 bullets motion Izuku to moved , afterwards they freed Momo and they ran.
Momo thought, "I'm sorry Izuku, I'll come rescue you with help!"
End of chapter
Btw lemons are probably gonna cone only after the story. I wanna do like a 13+ zone (which is the main story) and the lemons seperate, so before I start the lemons section I'll probably do a warning part.
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The Crazy Ones ( Izuku x Momo )
RomanceDISCLAIMERS 1. I don't own the cover art. All rights to the artist. 2. I don't own MHA/BNHA. These characters are owned by Studio Bones. 3. The plot of the story is all original, made by me. When Izuku was born, he was always more of the cheerful s...