Me: ok so this first ship is......Dramione
Harry: who are in the ship umm.....
Me: HULLY I SAID THAT ALREADY YOU MUDBLOOD
Harry: I'm a-
me:SHUT UP
Draco: what house are you?
Me: why?
Draco: I'm just wondering
Me: hufflepuff
Harry: WHAT?
Me: umm yes it's not that hard to tell
Harry: umm it kinda is
Ginny: ok can we please get back to that ship
Me: ok, for the answer to Harry's question it is Draco and Hermione and you say sink if you don't ship this and ship if you do
Ron:Why sink instead of no?
Me: idk actually.....anyways sink or ship
Ron: SINK WHY A MALFOY WITH HEMIONE
Me: i don't get it to Ron so I'm sinking
Luna: hmmmm..idk what to say about it I can see it but I also don't
Me: *whispers* omg omg omggggg I cant believe Luna lovegood is near meeee.
Luna: Hully are you ok
Me: huh?, oh yes Luna I am
Luna: GREAT!
Me:*smiles* so Luna ship or sink
Luna: can't choose sorry
Me: that's fine, Draco, Hermione, your the victim so what do you think?
Draco: UGHH I WOULD NEVER BE WITH A MUDBL-
Me: *slaps Draco* DONT SAY THAT
Draco: YOU JUST DID
Me: IM THE AUTHOR SO I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT
Draco: Dumbledore do something about this
Dumbledore: nah I honestly don't care because it's funny how your getting owned by a first year
Draco: UGHHHH
Me: anyway Accio all wands just for safety
Luna: you must really like Accio don't you?
Me: Yes! There actually my favorite spell I know right now!
Luna: Cool!
Me: anyways back to ships Hermione?
Hermione: oh you don't know how much I SINK THIS LIKE A MALFOY WITH ME NOO SINK SINK SINK
Ron: and that's the griffindor in her...
Hermione: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY RONALD
Me: shits about to get real....
Ron: *getting smacked with books* OW IM SORRY HERMIONE IM SORRY
Me: Dumbledore are you gonna stop this?
Dumbledore:*eating popcorn* Nah this gold
Me: yay it is well get back to the ship when this is over
Ron: OWWWWW
TWO HOURS LATER
A/n Ron's at Madam Pomfreys rn so he will not be here for the rest of this chapter
me: ok so back to the ships umm......Neville your opinion
Neville: I sink it because they don't like it
Me: that's kind well what about the- were did the rest of them go?
Luna: oh, umm Hermione smacked them with books to when she was claiming down so there at Madam Pomfrey's to.
Me: wow even Blaise got owned by Hermione
Severus: why be here if no one is going to notice my existence
Me: HOLY CRAP SNAP I DID NOT KNOW I ACCIOED YOU
Severus: well you did can we just go to the next ship
Me: fine we'll do that later
Luna: can we look at the ships sinks and idks please
Me: ok *looks at the sheet* umm, Luna you and Mione draco Ron and Neville and me were the only one to vote
Luna: oh ok then, what did we say
Me: ok so y'all said
Mione=SINK ALL THE WAY
Draco=sink
Ron=SINK
Luna=idk
Neville=sink
And hully ( me ) = sink
Me: so I think that ship Sank
Luna: well that ok I can wait for the next one hully!
Me: same Luna
A/n byeeee💖💖✌️
