Me: ANOTHER ONE
Hermione: what is it this time?
Me: this one is.........ronsy
Ron: nope
( wow I can't believe how calm this is )Ginny: who's in the ship
Me: its-
Blaise: wait, you didn't scream this time
Me: I only scream on good ships
Blaise: ok
Me: anyway, the people in the ship are, Ron and pansy
Pansy: WHAT?!
( there goes the awkward calmness)pansy: IM FUCKING LESBIAN!
Me: WE KNOW
pansy: how do you know?
Me: THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL KNOWS PANSY!
Pansy: oh..well anyway I sink this is
Me: same, Ron?
Ron: I already said my answer
Me: oh right, another sink then........Ginny what do you think?
Ginny: I ship this
Ron: WHY?!
Ginny: because I wanna mess with you
Ron: UGH
me: you sound gay ron
Ron: SHUT UP!
Me: DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP I CAN CRCIO YOU ALL I WANT
Ron: WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED A WAND AND NOT US?!
Me: BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING AUTHOR
Neville: and I thought this was gonna be calm
About two minutes later after me and Ron calmed down
Me: sorry about that, anyway hmmm.......what do you think Luns?
Luna: well they aren't even straight so, sink
A/n also Luna and Ginny are holding hands BECAUSE I WANT THEM TO
Me: ok another sink, Neville what do you think
A/n I'm sorry for all these a/n's but I'm to lazy to put this in the summary so ya. Anyway Neville and some other non-sassy characters might be sassy in this because I want sass so yay.
Neville: I agree with Luna, they aren't even straight so sink
Me: ok, Draco?
Draco: i don't care about this ship
Me: I never thought I could relate to you but same, anyway Blaise thots?
Blez: nope. Sink. That.is.that
Me:ok......anyone else
Harry: you forgot me
Me: OH, Harry your thoughts?
Harry: well, since Ron is my best friend....
Ron: dont you fucking dare
Harry: FINE, sink I sink
Me: ok so everyone sinks?
Luna: I guess so
Me: OK THATS IT BYE
A/n HI I can't believe you read to this chapter I honestly thought you were leave at the first one. BUT YOUR HERE, anyway I hoped you like this. Ummm yay idk what to say so BYEEEE 💖