My Hero Academia One-Shots

Second Gen (past): AC and Mineta

Yea my oc is being shipped with Mineta.
Sue me.

I know I said Kami and Sero next, but I didn't have any ideas for their stories rn. So...yea
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AC hadn't planned on having kids. He actually detested the idea.
The thought of taking care of a mini human being made him want to gag. But, sometimes mistakes happen when your fiancé purposely forgets a condom.

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"Minoru, I have said this enough times, I don't want kids." AC snapped over to his lover as he opened the microwave.
"But AC! Think about it!" Mineta argued.
AC shook his head. "No." He grunted, "I am not subjecting myself to that. I know you've heard Sero and Kaminari, and shouji and Tokoyami talk about how happy they are with kids, but that's them. I don't want any."
Mineta frowned. "But AC-"
"Enough, Mineta. I'm not stopping my medication just to have a baby. And then have it live with us for 18 or more years."
Mineta frowned. "But those years will be great! Come on! You have five younger siblings, you know what it's like to watch them grow up! Isn't it nice?"
AC nodded. "Yea. My siblings. Not my kids." He grunted.
Mineta sighed. "Come on AC, please?"
AC shook his head. "No. I'm saving up my personal money for surgery, and you know that I'll end up using it for any children." He stated. "Plus, it'll be super dysphoric."
Mineta sighed. "Okay, fine, fine," he said, shrugging.
AC nodded and sat down at their kitchen table, "thank you," he grunted as he waited for his plate of pizza roles to cool.
AC waited a moment before the silence became too much.
"If we end up wanting children in the next five Years..AFTER our marriage and my surgery, we can discuss it." He said.
Mineta smiled. "Okay."
But, he wasn't happy with that deal.

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"MINORU FUCKING MINETA GET YOUR ASS UP HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I SET ALL YOUR SHIT ON FIRE!"
That's what Mineta heard.
"Babe you can't set anything on fire! I took all your lighters!"
"NO BUT I HAVE A SISTER WITH A FIRE QUIRK WHO IS PRETTY PISSED OFF TOO, AND I BET SHE'D BE HAPPY TO DO IT!"
Mineta sighed, not wanting his sister in law to set all his things on fire.
He got up and made his way up the stairs, thinking this was just one of AC's little tantrums or whatnot.
He was very wrong.
When he opened the door to his and his husbands bedroom, he saw AC, sitting on their bed, crying.
His face was red and stained with tears.
Mineta frowned. "What did I do?" He sighed.
"You got me pregnant you bastard!" AC yelled, calmer now.
"I what-?"
AC nodded. "You got your damn wish! I'm fucking pregnant! And guess who can't get an abortion because my fucking cervix is fucked up already and another abortion can end up killing me!"
Mineta frowned and sat next to his husband.
"How'd I even get you pregnant?" He asked. "You're on the pill," he said.
AC whimpered and nodded. "Yea, but I guess when I switched before the wedding is got all jacked up-"
Mineta sighed. "Baby-"
AC shook his head. "I'm not done-" he muttered. "And you just HAD to have unsafe sex with me that night. Now, I'm three months pregnant. And me and my sisters babies are gonna be born at around the same time, so that's two infants in our house-!" He whined.
"And I'll have to stop testosterone-! My voice is gonna go back to being weird- the fucking breast tissue is gonna develop again- I don't need that shit-" he muttered under his breathe.
"Baby, I don't think it'll happen that quickly-"
"Shut up, I'm having a crisis."
Mineta sighed and nodded. "Okay...okay.." he muttered.
He allowed AC to panic for another twenty minutes before calming him down and getting him to fall asleep.
They had a more mature conversation the next morning, which ended in Mineta getting slapped.

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"Mineta we need to come up with a name."
Mineta sighed. "AC, we have a week-"
"YES-! Exactly! A WEEK! We need to find a name for our son!" AC exclaimed.
"AC, we don't know if it's a boy or girl-"
"It's a boy, I know it is."
Mineta nodded. "Okay, okay. But we can find a name soon," he said. "I just got off work, and I'm tired. A villain tried to launch a cinder block at me," he complained.
"And I have a baby living inside me, get on my level." AC said before laughing. "I'm kidding-" he said. "I'm sure that was hard,"
Mineta smiled and sat down on the couch next to his husband. "That baby is small, you look like your 6 months pregnant, and you're due in a week."
AC smiled. "Less stretch marks then," he said.
"Yea, Yea. Shut it," a new voice enters.
Mineta glanced up at his sister in law, who had been living with them. Not because she was cheap or broke, but because AC insisted on it. He and his sister had been together since the were born, AC had claimed, and Mineta didn't want to argue. Plus, the spit-fire known as 'Cry Notion' was fun to have around.
AC laughed. "Not my fault your baby daddy makes large babies," he said. "My mans is tiny, and makes smol babies."
"Don't use smol in a sentence ever again," Cry cringed. "And hush, Bakugo isn't a baby daddy." She muttered. "He just so happens to be the man I slept with on the night of your wedding,"
"The MARRIED man with KIDS." AC countered.
Cry glared. "Hey, he was only married for four months. Besides, we were drunk. And Kirishima forgave us both, luckily."
AC smiled. "I know, I'm just playin' with you."
Mineta was in the middle of the siblings conversation, feeling a bit awkward.
"Anyways, back to names." AC suddenly said.
"Right- right-" Mineta nodded.
"I want something with an H-" AC muttered.
"Why?" Mineta asked.
AC glanced away. "To honor something...something you don't want to know about-" AC muttered.
Mineta nodded, not wanting to delve into his husband's lore.
"Hm...we can do Haruko?" Mineta suggested, "if you want to use Japanese names that is. We can do American ones-"
AC cut him off. "I want Japanese names." He said. "America is in the past, I want nothing to do with that country." He stated.
"So- Haruko ..." Mineta repeated.
AC thought for a second. "What about Haru? I don't like the 'ko' part.."
Mineta thought for a second. "That means born in the spring..it's summer-"
AC laughed, "I like it then. His name will be breaking the rules, so he'll take after me. Breaking the rules." He said, glancing up at his sister who gave him a devilish grin which read, 'I know.'
Mineta was one again confused, but he shrugged it off. "So..Haru? Damn, that was easy.."
AC smiled. "Very easy indeed," he declared.

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AC was on the phone, already annoyed and it wasn't even 3 PM yet.
"Yea, Yea. I get it. I can do the job- hold on a moment," he grunted before pulling the phone from his ear.
"Haru! Stop trying to stick Hisoka to the wall, Tokoyami will kill me!" He yelled before returning to his phone call.
"Yea, I can do it tonight...around 9...? What about 10...yea...okay....dead? I can do that...Yea..." and with that he was done and had to get his son to stop torturing the children he was watching.
He stood up and walked over, picking up the small five year old that had a shocking resemblance to Mineta, other than his hair and eyes.
"You're gonna get put in time out if you try it again," he grunted, then set the kid down.
He looked down, counting the kids.
"Fuck I'm missing one-" he muttered.
"MINETA! I LOST SERO'S DAUGHTER!" He called.
Mineta rushed into the room, "how in the world did you-"
He stopped. "No you didn't. She's on the couch, you blind son of a-" he sighed. "Do you have your contacts in?"
AC shook his head. "No."
Mineta sighed and shook his head, "I have paperwork to do," he said before leaving.
AC nodded and rolled his eyes. He turned to look at his son, who was now gone.
He glanced around for a minute before looking over at the couch, seeing Haru trying to get on the couch, something that was hard for him.
AC smiled a bit and was about to help him, before Sero's daughter, Hayami, reached down and grabbed haru's hands, pulling him up.
Ac smiled softly, watching as Haru stared at the pretty girl on the couch, who smiled at him before going back to watching the television.
AC went into the kitchen for a few minutes and when he came back, Haru was still staring at Hayami, his eyes wide and a dopey grin on his face.
AC wondered how he produced a straight kid.

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So, like, this one had more to do with Mineta and AC, since the actual story will have to do with the kids and such.
Also, With Haru's name, the whole "honoring something"
AC was honoring Hanta Sero, someone who he is still in love with.
Don't get me wrong, he loves Mineta, but Sero has his heart. But, Kaminari and Sero are married with two kids, so yea—
Nothing can happen there...
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(Foreshadowing :) )