Pure madness (country oneshots) (read at your own risk)

Russia x Germany

Drunk ruski
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Germany sighed to himself and doodled random things on his hand with his pen. Russia came to Berlin all the way from Moscow to annoy him probably. Whatever it was Germany isn't happy about the unexpected visit.

Of course, Germany loved Russia dearly but he was so close to finishing his work. He planned to go drink a few beers with his drinking buddies tonight but he couldn't really do that now could he? As Germany was grumbling to himself a faint knock on the door could be heard. "Komm rein!" He yelled in German out of habit.

The door opened slowly revealing a tall Russian who was surprisingly dressed formally. "Привет Германия" Russia said with a calm voice. "Hallo Russland" Germany greeted him back, giving a polite nod with his head.

Once Russia closed the door again he seemed much more relaxed, shuffling over to the chair across from Germany. "Гер I have something very important to tell you" Russia whispered.

Germany raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? What is it?" He asked in an unamused tone. Germany took the mug of coffee on his desk while waiting for an answer. "I love you!" Russia said with a goofy grin on his face as he bounced in his seat. Germany took a sip of his cold coffee and placed the mug back on the desk calmly. He cleared his throat before speaking up again, "no, you're just drunk" he said simply.

Russias smile fell. "Why does everyone think I'm drunk when I speak about my feelings..." he mumbled with a frown, fidgeting with his fingers. "Because that's just the way you are, Russland. We all know you would never show any emotions except anger, when you're sober" Germany said, taking his pen to doodle on his hand again. "But you know I love you" Russia whimpered with a pout, looking up at Germany like a sad puppy.

Germany huffed, looking away from the bigger country. "Oh yeah I know you do. It's not like you never show it" he groaned annoyed and pressed the tip of his pen into his skin. "Гер I'm sorry but my father told me-" Russia was cut off by Germany slamming his hand on the desk. "My father told me many things too but I have a mind of my own and I do what I know is best" He growled, venom laced in his voice as he glared at Russia.

Russia looked shocked and a little scared at Germany suddenly lashing out at him. "But you don't know папа-" Russia spoke quietly, his sentence cut off by the other again. "He was my father too" Russia shook his head and stood up too, wobbling on his feet a little. "But he didn't love you!" He yelled loudly. Germany's eyes widened as he fell back on his chair.

"I'm sorry" Russia muttered after a few minutes of silence. He looked down at his feet in shame. "It's okay... It wasn't nice of me to lash out at you for no reason" Germany said while holding his head, "you should probably go now though" he added quietly.

"No! I want to stay with you!" Russia suddenly yelled and stomped his foot on the floor like a child. "You said I don't show that I love you well now I will! I'll stay with you!" He said and skipped over to Germany. The shorter man looked up at Russia with confusion in his eyes. He shook his head and sighed. "Alright big bear, you can go and lay on the couch I guess" Germany said, pointing to the sofa.

Russia simply nodded and shuffled over to the couch, flopping down on it, his hat sliding up on his head in the process. He pulled it back down quickly, tucking his bangs back in his ushanka. "I came here because I had something important to tell you, but I forgot what it was" he whimpered and looked towards Germany who was about to start working again.

The German sighed softly, packing his big stacks of papers out. "Maybe you'll remember later" he mumbled signing a paper. "But what if I won't? And maybe I'll have to go home and I won't remember what I wanted to tell you and then I came here for no reason and I'm just wasting your time" Russia rambled, playing with the button of his jacket.

"I'm just glad you're here Russland. Your visit isn't pointless and you're not wasting my time because I love spending time with you Bruder" Germany said with a smile on his lips, his attention on his work. Russia hummed softly, he couldn't help but smile as well as he watched his friend.

"Гер" the bigger country spoke up after a few minutes of silence. "What's the matter?" Germany asked, looking up with a raised eyebrow. Russia sat up on the couch, fixing his suit up a bit. "I want affection" he said with a dead serious expression. The smaller blinked confused, turning his head to his desk again. "No, go ask someone else" he grumbled and scribbled on a paper. "But Германия~ I want cuddles from you~" Russia purred, gazing at Germany with pleading eyes and a pout.

The smaller took his glasses off and hit his head in the desk with a loud annoyed groan. "I fucking hate you" he growled. He stood up from his chair and stomped over to Russia, sitting down next to him with his arms crossed over his chest.

"You love me~" Russia whispered, pulling Germany into his lap and wrapping an arm around his waist. He pulled the shorter closer to him, laying a hand on the nape of his neck and gently rubbing it with his thumb. "It's been what? More than thirty years and you still love showering me with affection hm?" Germany purred, looking into Russias eyes lovingly. The bigger country smiled softly, "of course I do, you were my cutest comrade~" he said, leaning closer to Germany's face.

"Am I not your cutest comrade anymore?" Germany asked with a pout, his hands grabbing Russias shoulders. He glanced down at Russia's lips for a second before shifting his gaze back up to his eyes. "You are~ and forever will be~" Russia said before pressing his lips to those of the country in his lap. Germany closed his eyes slowly, melting into the kiss as his hands slid up to cup Russia's cheeks.

Russia swiped his tongue over Germany's lower lip, asking for an entrance as his hold on the Germans waist tightened. Germany gladly let the other in, submitting almost immediately and letting Russia's tongue explore his mouth. Germany pushed his tongue against Russias randomly, the feeling of the warm wet muscle against his own making him shudder from pleasure. After a few minutes the two pulled away panting for air, the smaller pressing his forehead against Russia's-- or well, the fluffy part of his ushanka.

"I remember what I wanted to tell you" Russia said between gasps for air. "What?" Germany asked with a smile, panting heavily as well. "I love you!" He said like he did when he came to his office. Though this time it was different. The meaning was different.

Germany smiled happily, wrapping his arms around Russia's torso and laying his head on his shoulder. "I love you too" he whispered softly. Russia grinned brightly and pulled Germany even closer to himself, placing his cheek on Germany's head, smelling the strawberry scented shampoo he used to wash his hair.

"Гер" Russia chocked our a little uneasy. "Yes Liebling?" Germany asked, rubbing his partners arm soothingly. "I-I have to-" the bigger country stuttered, his face turning pale as he tried holding it down. Germany was about to climb off of Russia quickly but it was too late.

"Гер I'm s-so sorry, I d-didn't mean to" Russia whimpered, hugging Germany again and getting everything full of his vomit. The German sighed disappointed and got off Russia's lap, walking over to his desk and snatching some tissues to wipe himself and his drunk friend clean.

"A-are you mad at me now?" Russia asked sadly while looking at Germany's angry face with teary eyes. "No baby, accidents happen, it's alright" the shorter country answered, placing a hand on Russia's cheek while the other continued wiping the vomit off his fancy suit.

After Germany was done he threw the dirty tissues away in his trash bin, sitting back down next to Russia. "Lay down darling, take a nap while I work okay?" Germany said with a soft caring voice, smiling up at Russia.

Russia nodded slowly, laying down on the couch and almost immediately falling asleep. The smaller smiled and walked back to his desk, sitting down in his chair while watching Russia.

"Ich liebe dich, Russland" Germany whispered before putting his glasses back on and continuing his work while listening to Russias quiet snores.

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Lmao look I wrote

It's long and boring