Pure madness (country oneshots) (read at your own risk)

Germany x Hungary (smut)

(Republished)

Gay butt sex

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Germany was staying at Austria and Hungarys house for a few days because of some "emotional-health-issue-things" apparently.
Hungary would've not had any problem with it but Germany was just so damn annoying. He was acting all bossy like he was his mother or something.
Austria had to go out grocery shopping because they were low on coffee because obviously the German had to drink coffee every two hours or so.

Hungary doesn't actually have anything against Germany, he was actually a pretty cool dude most of the time in his opinion. Now was not one of those times.
It almost felt like Germany was a girl on her period. Constant mood swings and just annoying as shit.

Currently Hungary was sitting in the living room, legs on the little coffee table, munching on his cold slice of leftover pizza from yesterday. He was making a mess on the couch but he didn't really give a fuck.
He was focused on eating his pizza until Germany stepped into the room, immediately beginning to complain and bitch to Hungary about how disgusting he was and how he absolutely had no manners. Whatever, he's heard it at least five times today already.

The hungarian listened to the older male rant for about 5 minutes before he finally had enough and rolled his eyes, throwing his still not finished slice of pizza back in its box. He sat up straight on the couch raising an eyebrow and looking at Germany, it was obvious he was very pissed off, yet Germany would still not shut up.

"What do you want, Germ?" Hungary asked, trying to stay calm and not snap at him.

Germany cut himself off glaring at the other with a dumbfounded look, cheeks turning a slightly darker shade of red from rage.

"I want you to stop acting so childish! Why can't you just act like a grown man for once, Hungary?!" his voice growing higher in pitch.
Okay so he's a girl on her period and an aggressive chihuahua, Hungary though to himself.

"Has Russia not fucked you in a week, is that your problem?"

"W-what?! No! Ew, Hungary you are so disgusting," Germany got quieter at the end, looking down at the floor.
Hungary raised a brow in amusement again. So Germany was actually just sexually frustrated, huh?
Well yeah, Russia has been very busy lately so no wonder.

"I could fuck you if you want to," Hungary exclaimed with a smug smile obviously checking the curvy german boy out.

"As if you could top me, you're such a bottom," Germany rolled his eyes, shuffling closer to the couch before sitting down on it, grimacing at the little tomato sauce stains on it.

"Actually, I'm a switch, you're the only bottom here," the Hungarian folded his arms, pulling his legs up to sit cross-legged as well.

"Oh but I will definitely not let a filthy dog like you top me. Besides I have topped a bunch of guys before, I just mostly prefer to be on the receiving end," (that makes you a bottom, dumbass) the German tried explaining to Hungary.

"Yeah sure, and you've also topped Russia before-"

"Yup," Germany suddenly chimed in, cutting Hungary off, "and he enjoyed it very much,"

Hungary was a little surprised, like, sure he could imagine Russia being a bottom but not with Germany.

"Ok sure, whatever, but I really don't wanna bottom again. Poland has just fucked me yesterday and my ass is sore," he pouted slightly, giving his cutest puppy-dog eyes to make the German give in, "besides, you haven't been fucked in quite a while either. You also said you prefer to bottom,"