Pure madness (country oneshots) (read at your own risk)

Hungary x Germany

Uh re-upload i guess

Honestly I'm a sucker for any ship with Germany, Hungary's just... I hate him

Ugh FORINT STOP MAKING CONTENT THAT NOBODY LIKES BUT YOU-

Just a warning: this one sucks
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"Ungarn, please shut your mouth and go back to work." Germany shouted all the way from his own office to the break room.

Hungary was just about to make himself some coffee before going back to gossiping very loudly with Poland, but he quickly changed his mind and decided to pay Germany a friendly visit.

You see, Germany and Hungary weren't exactly on good terms. Hungary wasn't really on good terms with anyone, to be honest. Most of Europe hated him and countries from other continents didn't really know him at all. And he was an annoying piece of shit who snapped at everyone all the time.

As Hungary stomped all the way down to the Germans office room he got in, slammed the door shut and moved over to Germany who was watching him with amusement while sipping on his green tea.

"What's wrong, gremlin?" asked Germany with a fake smile.

That was the last fucking straw.

Hungary took the collar of the Germans shirt and pulled him up forcefully, pushing him to the wall pinning him to it. The Hungarian growled like a wild animal at Germany who just groaned from the pain in his back.

"You're out of your goddamn mind." muttered Germany under his breath as he tried struggling out of the shorter country's grip. It was embarrassing to Germany how easily Hungary got him to submit to him. The German blamed it on his lack of sleep lately.

"Okay you win, I'll do your work, just please let me go now." Germany sighed disappointed in himself as avoided eye contact as much as he could. His head hung low as he felt Hungary press him even harder against the wall, one of his hands sliding up to wrap around the taller country's neck.

"Not this time, Német.." Hungary whispered coldly with a feral grin etched on his face as he pulled his other arm away to punch the german in the gut. The impact made Germany want to hunch over and hold his stomach from the pain, but the hand squeezing his neck and pushing him to the wall made that hard. He felt like throwing up.

Small tears were already forming in Germany's eyes, he screwed his eyes shut tight, to not let the short Hungarian notice. "Learn to shut your fucking mouth and mind your own damn business, Germany." Hungary spat, the venom in his voice made the young German flinch.

Before letting him go, Hungary pulled him to forward before pushing him back to the wall forcefully once more, bringing Germany to groan in pain again. Hungary let him fall to the floor immediately after, walking out of the Germans office with a satisfied smirk on his face.

After that incident the two countries avoided each other as much as they could for the rest of the week. Until the week after when Poland and France accidentally locked the two inside the archive room, which of course, neither of them had the key to.

"Lengyel! If you don't fucking open this door right now, I will fucking murder you!" Hungary yelled aggressively, banging on the door with his fist.

Germany didn't really say anything, he hoped if he stayed quiet and hidden, maybe Hungary would forget he's in the room too. This was of course a very stupid idea but honestly, Germany couldn't even think logically anymore. Instead of sleeping 8 hours a day he drank 30 cups of coffee to stay awake and finish his work, so no wonder his brain couldn't even l o g i c.

"This is all your fucking fault, isn't it?" Hungary turned around quickly, moving over to the exhausted German.
"N-nein, Ungarn. Ich hab nichts damit zu tun.." Germany quivered, slowly backing away from Hungary until he got him cornered.

"I hate you so fucking much." Hungary growled at the weak country in front of him, grabbing him by his hair and pulling his head down to his level.
"You're fucking pathetic." He spat, staring directly into Germany's two teary golden eyes. Hungary felt the taller males warm breath on his lips as the two gazed into each other's eyes.

Germany swallowed thickly, swiftly glancing down at Hungary's lips before looking back up at the elder's eyes. He hesitantly leaned forward, eyelids fluttering shut as he gently pressed his lips against those of the Hungarian. Hungary kissed him back roughly, letting go of Germany's soft black hair, sliding his hand down to his nape.

The need of air made them pull away after a few minutes, foreheads pressed against each other, both of them panting heavily like two dogs in the summer. "You're a... fucking faggot..." Germany snickered, wrapping his arms around Hungary's waist, "takes one to know one, right?"

"You better not tell anyone about this." Hungary muttered, pushing the German away from him swiftly as he heard the sound of a key being inserted into the lock of the door. Germany glanced at Hungary one last time, biting his bottom lip as he thought of some not so family friendly things before the door got opened by France. Poland stood on his tip toes behind him, peeking into the room curiously. "Lengyel, te büdös kurva! I will fucking bite you!" Hungary yelled and ran toward the door at full speed, France quickly dodging the fast midget while Poland started sprinting towards the exit of the building, running away from the angry country who was charging at the Polish male.

France just looked at them, blinking quickly a few times in confusion before focusing on Germany again. The younger was looking down at his own two hands lovingly, smiling as he put them on his chest with a soft sigh. The Frenchman grinned from realization, snorting a little and shaking his head. "I would've never thought that you and Hongrie would ever be a thing. It kinda makes sense though." France chuckles hooking his arm through Germanys and pulling him out of the room.

"So.. did you guys fuck?"

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They didn't

What a shame

They were in there for like what? 8 minutes, jeez France

The end feels rushed cuz it fucking is