West Wilden in Wild Quarenteen

Chapter Four

I travel the wild road for about a wild hour. Wildly nothing.

*WILD BANG!!!*

I turn towards that wild bang. It could be a wild gunshot or a wild bear. I go towards that wild bang because how else is this wild cowboy going to fix the world?

I turn the corner of an wild apartment complex. I am in complete wild confusion. What is this wild mess?

There is a girl, who might be wild, singing while wearing a bright wild blue wig and whip cream on her bra.

The girl seems in a deep wild state of unconscious. I got to find out why she is wildly wailing.

I strut my wild stuff towards the band in the wild ally. The loud makers froze when they witness my wild, rock hard body.

The blue hair girl took a wild bow. She ran towards me and I dodge her wild hug. Who knows if she's a wild girl? I need some wild time to find out.

The girl wildly smiles, "Did you enjoy my performance?"

I wildly pop up on eyebrow, "This is a wild performance?"

"I'm mean yeah sure, it can be wild, " she wildly stuck out one of her stick thin hands with long claws, "The name's Katy Perry! My road to fave is just ahead! I can feel it!"

I wildly look at her. Perry talks wildly weird. I wildly ask, "You and your crew is not from this wild place are you?"

Perry wildly shrugs, "Going on tour, or trying I guess. "

God how she wildly speaks grinds my wild gears.

Perry hops wildly around me and takes my hand and wildly takes me to her wild crew.

She wild points to the drummer, "That's Adam West's ghost. And that, " pointed to the wild one holding the wild guitar, "That's Taylor Swift. Just between you and me, I'm definitely a swifty. "

I wildly nod, "Right, well none of you are wild girls as I suspected. So I will be on my wild way. "

Swift wildly took hold of my forearm, "Aww you sexy man, where are you going?"

"Away from this wild mess to find out what's wrong with this wild city. There is something wildly off. Now that you would wildly know. "

Perry cocks her head to side wildly, "Omg you talk so weird, haha. "

Swift wildly clap her hands, "Omg can we come? I want to explore more, especially expose us to more people!"

West's wild ghost just a to his wild ghost feet and went wildly up me, "We would just love to come aboard. Maybe we can my missing balloon. "

"You're missing your wild balloon?" I wildly ask.

Perry wildly giggles, "Yeah, we lost it on the way here and Adam never has been the same. "

West's wild ghost's head droops, "I really want him back. He was my pickle to my pub sandwich. "

I wildly grunt. What is wildly wrong with these outsiders? Are they the ones causing this wild mess? Or will they wildly help me?

I look at Perry's wild eyes, "you are going to wildly help me find the source to this wild evil. And yet West's wild ghost, we'll find your wild balloon. "

All three of them wildly jump in joy. I guess all this time wildly touring gets wildly boring.