Megorama

chapter 6

2014 Quahog

There came a ring at the doorbell. Lois opened the door. "Oh, hello, you must be one of Meg's little friends from school..."

"Lois, that's not funny, Meg doesn't have any friends!" Peter called distantly.

Lois rolled her eyes at him, but smiled at the guest. "Do come inside..."

The guest was Connie. "Thanks, Mrs. Griffin..." she slightly scowled saying the family name of her arch nemesis. "Where's Meg?"

"Oh, I don't know how to tell you this but... Meg was transported into 1,000 years into the future... or something... We were on the news for it."

"Oh, I thought that was a joke."

"No, Meg's really there, we're really worried about her."

"Who the hell is 'we'?" Peter asked, coming forward, furrowing his brows. "Hey, how much did Meg pay you to be her friend?"

"PEETAH!"

"We're not best friends, she's my bitch." Connie sneered. "I need someone to take my teenage girl rage on..."

"Sorry, dear, but Meg's not home right now... You're gonna have to abuse someone else..." Lois smiled apologetically.

Stewie came in the room suddenly. "Lois, I had a mess in my pants right in front of Suzie Swanson!"

"SHUT UP, TWAT!" Connie growled and kicked Stewie despite being a baby.

Stewie cried, then hit the wall, his football shaped head made it seem like a perfect Super Bowl kick into the field goal.

"Feel better, dear?" Lois asked.

"Yeah," Connie smiled. "I actually do... Can I come over again and beat up Stewie to make him my replacement Meg?"

"You certainly can, sweetheart, come back anytime!" Peter smiled.

Connie smiled, then left the Griffin house, then ran into her friends. "Oh, hey guys..."

"What were you doing in Meg Griffin's house?" one of the girls asked.

"No reason... Just needed to kick a baby..." Connie shrugged.

"You kicked a baby? That's sad." a boy said.

"Oh, come on, it happens all the time." Connie said.

The teens looked across the street and saw a boy with a big green hat in an orange jacket named Kyle with a blue clad baby with fuzzy black hair named Ike.

"Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!"

"Don't kick the baby!"

"Kick the baby!"

Kyle kicked the baby into a window in the Griffin house.

Ike screamed and landed with a thud.

"You too?" Stewie's voice was heard.

"Uh-huh." Ike said.

"Being a baby is the pits."

"Uh-huh."

"How would you like to be my minion?"

"Okay."

3000 New New York

The Moon

"Welcome to the Moon, Meg, the happiest place in the galaxy." Leela welcomed as they took the Planet Express to the moon since the fair was in town for just this week.

"Thanks, Leela, feels weird being on the moon, you hear about this where I come from, but never get to experience it." Meg smiled, walking along her new friends.