Megorama

chapter 8

2014, Quahog

Brian and Stewie beamed back to where they rightfully belong. They ended up in the living room while Peter, Lois, and Chris sat on the couch, staring at the television like no one noticed they were gone or ever came right back. Brian and Stewie looked happy and successful.

Peter noticed something different, so he glanced at his infant son and canine best friend. "Oh, hey Brian, Stewie, where you been?"

"Peter, we've come back with Meg." Brian said, proudly.

The other Griffins grunted in sheer disgust and shuddered, whining. They said they missed Meg, but as predictable as ever, they truly did not. Chris even mumbled some death threats to Brian for doing such an act. Brian frowned instantly, but then turned to show them Meg. However, it was not Meg he had brought back.

"Hey, who are you?"

"Zoidberg."

"Cool! A lobster!" Chris ran toward Zoidberg. "Let's eat him for dinner!"

Zoidberg screamed and ran in a circle with Chris to avoid being eaten. Zoidberg however, tripped on the living room rug and hit the television stand, breaking it and making it fall on his head. It electrocuted him, making him cry in even more pain, then run out the window to stop, drop, and roll as he had caught on fire and landed on the lawn. Peter, Lois, Chris, Brian, and Stewie watched this impact. Quagmire came by to water the plants with a hose and accidentally squirted Zoidberg. The Griffin family laughed at his pain and pointed at him, like they would if it were Meg.

"That's a good one, Mr. Lobster!" Chris laughed like a child, making him seem younger than he already is.

"That's even funnier than when it happened to Meg last week!" Peter added with a giggle.

"Well Stewie, I guess you won't be the butt monkey anymore." Brian smiled at his baby friend.

Stewie smiled back and they shared a friendly thumbs up to each other.

Lois laughed so hard her sides were hurting and she was crying. She then came outside to see Zoidberg. "Listen, I don't know where you came from or what the hell you are, but why don't you stay with us? You could be apart of our family."

"Family?" Zoidberg sounded touched by the term. It made him feel so happy he didn't care about the abuse he had just gotten which felt like eternal torture to him, but never-ending laughter from the Griffins.

"Yeah," Lois smiled. She then seemed to have started a song.

It seems today, that all you see

Is violence and abuse that passes for comedy

Peter joined in.

But where are all those good old family values?

Chris, Brian, and Stewie slid in suddenly as the music swelled.

On which we used to have said?

Suddenly the Griffin family removed their clothes to show broadway styled clothes as they all looked golden in their clothes. Even Zoidberg had an outfit. However, he had one like Lois and not like the guys. They kicked their legs and danced to the beat.

Lucky we have a new Meg

We finally have someone to fill our void

We finally have someone to kick on the back or punch in the leg

And she would only be there to make us

Lois held Stewie like a real baby.

Laugh and piss!

The others joined in the chorus, not just the Griffin family was in this now. There was even Tricia Tackanawa, Tom Tucker, Joyce Kinney, the janiter from the museum, the man who let the Griffins into the museum, John F. Kennedy, Lee Harvey Oswald, the first lady, Jacqueline, Jack Ruby, Frida Kahlo, Connie D'Amico and her friends, even Quagmire joining in the song.

He's

Our

Brand new

Meg

GRIFFIN!

The logo came up and Zoidberg wasn't sure whether to be flattered or insulted. But, all that mattered now was that he had a family. They even dressed him to be like Meg and only be used as a tool. He didn't mind or care when they did it since they were his new family members and he would accept it. He felt truly belonged and didn't even want to go home to Planet Express anymore. They would be better off without him. The family went to the museum.

"Brace yourselves, kids, a museum, we'll never go to ever again." Peter showed them.

"It's very dangerous to learn." Lois added with a smirk.

"Aren't museums educational?" Zoidberg asked out of the blue.

"Shut up, Zoidberg." Peter said flatly.

Suddenly, everyone laughed out loud.

Zoidberg felt hurt, but he smiled. He was finally accepted.

3000 New New York

"Congratulations, Leela, you are now the mother of this teenage girl." a woman behind a social security desk handed the purple-haired cyclops girl an adoption paper.

Leela smiled and took it happily. "Thank you so much."

"Leela, this is awesome, I'm gonna have a great life!" Meg cheered.

"You sure are, sweetie, you can have whatever you want for dinner tonight."

"You mean I don't have to eat Brian's old dog food?"

"Of course I do, let's get you some real food, come on."

Leela and Meg left the adoption agency, now as mother and daughter. For some reason, Candy was standing out there.

"Candy, what're you doing here?" Meg asked.

"Oh, you don't know? I'm an orphan." Candy replied with a smile plastered on her face. She then giggled a little creepily, then frowned. "It's really sad."

Meg stared at her, then looked up at Leela. "You think you'd adopt two teenage girls?" she then looked back at Candy with a smile.

Unlike Zoidberg who became the new Meg, Meg became a fine addition to Planet Express just as she did earlier. Bender had someone who would willingly laugh at his jokes and he learned to understand humans a little better. Sometimes when Meg and Candy wouldn't be in school, they would assist Farnsworth for new inventions. Meg got to learn some prank calls and learn not to worry about the consequences, because if someone had harmed her, they had to answer to the group.

Meg started to miss her family a bit, remembering the few good times, but then she grew to not miss them so much, then she completely forgot about them. Fry told her that was common, but it was hard on him, even if it didn't make him cry to know that everyone back home he knew and loved was long dead right now. Meg and Candy were becoming really good friends.

Amy felt like she could relive her teenage girl days with Meg around, seeing her as a sister she would never have. Meg thought she would have a great sister now too, even if strangling her sister was just a dream. Meg managed to have a good high self-esteem, so she found herself topping a lot of people in her classes, even if the history she was learning was 1,000 years advanced. Meg often babysat Hermes' son and Farnsworth's clone while the others would be out, Leela and Fry on date night, Amy for other plans, Bender because he didn't want to, but she had Candy's company.

Meg found herself finally appreciated and loved by people who grew to love her and understand her. She never once again thought of life in Quahog, even if she was best friends with Connie D'Amico's descendant. Meg didn't care or ever wanted to go back and thankfully she never did. She led a happy life back in New New York and never talked about or thought about her old family again.

                                                     The End