so i was on snapchat yesterday and i was looking through my discovery page or whatever
and i saw this thing saying that there was a new star sign and i was like "ooooh imagine if i'm the new star sign that would be so fun"
so i went into the thing and turns out i'm not an ophiuchus oh well
BUT GUESS WHAT THEYVE CHANGED THE DATES ON THE OTHER ONES TOO 😤
i was like "oh come on like surely mine won't have changed"
BUT NASA REALLY IS TRYING TO TELL ME THAT IM A CANCER ?! 🤭😤♋️
like gurlllll i'm sorry but i absolutely refuse to be a cancer
no offense cancers i'm sure you're all lovely people xxx
but come on like i'm a leo through and through bitch don't try and tell me anything else
so while i'm like absolutely raging over this i texted shhbabyboi and was asking how she feels about her new thing and she was like "it's only for people born after like 2016" lmao
and idk if i should believe nasa or the bitch who knows every single little thing about star signs ahaha
either way i'm still gonna tell people i'm a leo idc 😌💁🏼♀️🤷♀️💅🤪♌️
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