Hello, brother. How are you?
I'm doing fine, thank you. I've completely healed now. Who knew a single match could cause so much damage?
Well, they can start fires.
That's not what I meant and you know it. How's the memory wipe going?
It's nearly complete, but there's one problem. For some reason, it's not working on Rocky.
Huh. That rock has always been an enigma. It should be fine, however, as he never says anything. I think he forgot how to speak.
Very well then. I will send them back down within the hour.
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Many, many miles away from Yoyleland - 2763 miles, to be precise - there was a flower.
She was a lonely flower. She had very few friends to speak of, but they weren't around. Almost everyone she had ever known was a couple thousand miles away north.
So she decided to make some friends of her own.
"Hey, Flower! I think you look beautiful!" Flower gushed, imitating Ice Cube's voice. "Why thank you, Ice Cube!" she responded to herself with a smile. She set the ice cube that she was holding down onto the grass and picked up a match. Imitating Match's voice, she asked herself "Gosh, Flower, you're so, like, pretty! Will you, like, join our alliance?"
"Of course I will!" Dropping the match, she hefted up the deactivated Firey Speaker Box with an oof. She turned it so that the wire mesh that was his 'mouth' was facing her. She had drawn a smiley face on it. "Oh, Flower!" she said with a scratchy voice, doing a good impression of Firey. "You're so wonderful and gorgeous! There's no need for competition anymore, you win Dream Island!"
"Hooray! I win, I win, I... win..." Her smile slowly dropped from her face. She sat down heavily, sighing and setting the Firey Speaker Box on her lap. "Oh, for petal's sake," she grumbled miserably. "I can't take this anymore. The loneliness is driving me MAD! And it's MAKING me mad!" She growled, suddenly furious at everyone else for leaving her over three years earlier behind her back. "I mean, who even LIKES yoyleberries?!"
Flower tore out a petal in frustration, which instantly grew back. But after a minute, she calmed down and got an idea. "I know!" she shouted, standing up and knocking the Firey Speaker Box off of her lap. "I'll go there myself! Then I'll never be lonely again! Even constantly being aggravated at the stupidity of other objects would be better than this." She grinned, her anger forgotten.
Flower rummaged through the chest of supplies that Firey Speaker Box used for contests until she found a backpack, an inflatable dinghy, a collapsible oar, and an axe (for Evil Leafy encounters). Shoving the boat and oar to the bottom of the pack, she placed the Firey Speaker Box on top so that he would poke out and patted his head.
Flower hoisted the backpack onto her back, rested the axe on her shoulder, and set off for adventure.
Many, many miles away from Yoyleland - 2763 miles, to be precise - there was a flower.
She was a lonely flower. She had very few friends to speak of, but they weren't around. Almost everyone she had ever known was a couple thousand miles away north.
So she decided to go find them.
(cue IDFB intro lol)
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November 1st
It was late morning, and most of the free objects were gathered around Tennis Ball and Golf Ball. The only ones missing were Bubble, Pencil, Match, Needle, Book, Ice Cube, and Rocky.
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IDFB: Continued - an IDFB fanfic [COMPLETED]
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