Danganronpa Femboy Hooters

Chapter 10 - Trials

Gundham's POV

I put a small dog back in it's kennel after feeding it. I watched it wag it's tiny tail and smiled. When I wasn't working my job at Femboy Hooters, I volunteered at the local animal shelter. I really enjoyed being around animals. If I must admit, I like animals much more than I like humans. Dogs, cats, hamsters, and other animals couldn't judge me.

There were few mortals that I let into my inner circle. They have to get past my many trials before I even think about befriending them. My friends from my job were among the few who passed these trials. I am putting Kazuichi Souda through those trials currently.

There are five trials one must go through before they can be let into my inner circle. First, they must enjoy being near my Four Dark Devas of Destruction. This is the easiest of the trials. People normally enjoy their presence.

For the second trial, I contact them late at night, and see if they are awake or not. If they do not respond, I assume they are asleep, and if they either respond immediately or the next day, they pass.

For the third trial, they must refrain from making genuinely spiteful remarks towards myself or others during a minimum of four conversations.

For the fourth trial, we must have one public outing in which we both enjoy each other's company.

For the fifth and final trial, they must be respectful and not laugh when I talk to them about issues affecting me.

Once they pass these trials, they are let into my inner circle. Only three have every passed these trials. Those three are Makoto, Hajime, and Shuichi. They passed the trials with flying colors. I was currently putting Kazuichi through the trials. He had already passed the first two trials. 

I continued to think about Kazuichi as I cared for more animals. Why couldn't my mind wander from that boy? His fashion sense was abysmal, and everything about him seemed somewhat artificial, but for some reason I couldn't stop thinking about him. My mind was occupied with images of him. I tried to keep my mind off of him, but nothing I tried worked.

I'll just have to wait for these thoughts of him to wear off, if they ever do. God, even thinking about that bright yellow-green jacket, his pink hair, and abundance of eyeliner to make himself look more edgy is giving me a migraine.

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AN: This was probably the hardest one to write. Not for any particular reason, my motivation just left for this chapter and my idea for this one was all over the place. I also didn't know where to end, but I realized ending on Gundham insulting his love interest's fashion sense was perfect.