God: So how did you die?
Kageyama: So apparently I saw a guy running on the side walk and wanted to throw a wardrobe at him, and then I think I threw it too hard my back snapped and I died
God: Ok...then *points at tsukishima*
God: How did you die?
Tsukishima: You know, I was late to practice and apparently I got hit by a wardrobe.
God: Oh so your the guy- ok
God: *Points to Hinata* so how did you die?
Hinata: I was just minding my business in the wardrobe you know?
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