Hinata: mommy! I just had my first period!
Sugawara: that's ridiculous honey, boys don't get their periods *takes sip of water*
Hinata: oh yeah? Then why is there blood coming out of my ass?
Sugawara: *chokes*
Kageyama: it's probably the gerbil we shoved up there
Suga: the fuckiNG WHAT-
@-moonpianist- theres a gun held to my head