Hinata: I want a boyfriend!
Yachi: God- FINALLY!
Yachi: Okay here are the lists of boys you are picking,
Hinata: ooooo
Yachi: This one: *points at nishinoya* is very caring and energetic, they're fun to be around with,
Yachi: This one!: *Points to Kenma* He is very kind and can teach you a lot about video games, he is intensely in love with you and can do anything with you.
Yachi: Oh uh this one..*points to Kageyama* he doesn't like you, he hates you with alll his will to live and-
Hinata: Wait- why doesn't he like me?
Yachi: Who knows? Don't worry about it, forget it, he treats you like trash anyways, he's a big dick.
Hinata: B-But- why doesn't he like me? Is he hot?
Yachi: Are you serious? there's more options and you question the guy who HATES YOU??
Hinata: I mean...
Yachi: You're joking-
Hinata: Can- I have him?
Yachi: BUT THERES-
Hinata: I want that one, the guy who hates me.
[Yachi breaks her clipboard]
